Other systems: ==Empire === *Keeper of King's Stoke: Bring them to a farm-boosting ritual and use them to make fertility jokes with. *Friar Alan: Become deeply conflicted over whether lemons can be truly Loyal. *Isolde Novarion: Challenge Clarice to eat more lemons that her. *Clarice Novarion: Suddenly the entire household is subject to lemon-related pranks. Especially Igraine *Igraine Novarion: If they weren't poisonous before they are now... *Gabriel Barossa: Never wanted to lead an army of lemons, but if lemons is what I've got, they will damn well be the deadliest, most disciplined lemons in the Empire. *Malachai of Adina's Charge: Give an extensive sermon on the lemon as a symbol of Virtue, then throw it at your enemies. *Eleri Bronwen's Rest: Drink the juice of two hundred and forty-six lemons and fifteen oranges. Make notes. ** Damn you Nye! I wish I could claim this was libel... *Robin Painter: Get paid to draw racy pictures of the lemons being peeled. *Eudaemon: Cast off the chain of lemons. The memory of lemons would only bring pain. You will forget that the lemons ever existed. Strom*Bleeder (Mortal): snort lemon *Bleeder (Post-Mortal): snort lemon's soul. *Alannah Marshall: Find someone to trickle lemon juice on *Crysteca: Ask Griannon what a Lemon is, then set it on fire and sacrifice it to Toad. *Fiona Marshall: Get angry about all these other people wasting the lemons instead of eating them. Insurrection*Tondur: Perform inadvisable artifice on lemon in an attempt to make a super-lemon. Ask Herenya to stitch him back together when it explodes. Death unto Darkness*The Explorators: add black electrical tape to give the lemons the correct hazard markings. *The Merewald Flying Aces: Slice lemons, drop into a nice hot cup of tea. *Lt. Cmdr. Bickersteth: Run off into the darkness, trip over a lemon, fall over bleeding and recieve medical attention with mere seconds left to live. Ornithocracy*Ciri: Argues with Rossy over who the lemon belongs to. Eventually feeds it to a Jay. *Benny: Ask Cap'n Liddy if the Lemons are Tools of The Bourgeoisie or Weapons of the Proletariat. Then forget what she said and throw the lemons at Alfie. *Pendleton: Load the lemon into a large pistol, attempt to shoot it to a recipient as a new means of postal delivery. Look surprised when it explodes. |