History of Humour/TTLimericks

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Hwaet! I shall sing you a song!
And it won't be too terribly long
For once I was told
Of a hero right bold
And rather incredibly strong.
Hwaet! I shall sing you a song!
And it won't be too terribly long
For once I was told
Of a hero right bold
And rather incredibly strong.

A young warrior came from the Geats
found the Danes in the midst of retreats
They all slept in fear
of the beast that is near
and takes them at night for his eats

Now Grendel (that was the beast's name)
found our Beowulf wasn't the same.
It went to cause harm
but then lost its arm
And Beowulf a hero became!

Grendel's mother was rather put out
And plotted within her redoubt
But Beowulf swam
Down to say "Hello ma'am"
And they fought till he struck a knockout

Then he took a sword down from the wall
Of the monster's dank blood-spattered hall
He chopped off her head
(and now it is said,
used it in the first game of football)

Now a hero of greatest renown
He went to his homeland and town
There became a lord
With a wonderful sword
And a truly remarkable frown.

One day a young dragon came by
Seeking vengeance for loss and a lie
It was raging and mad
And ferociously bad
So their boldness their fears did belie

Brave Beowulf, being a king
Knew what must be done with this thing
Wiglaf stayed true
And the dragon they slew
But Beowulf was wounded to dying

His body is buried, they say
On a cliff on the side of the bay
With him (I am told)
Lies the dragon's gold
And a curse that's to keep it that way.

My story has come to its ends
Just like Beowulf, Grendel, and friends
While these heroes so bold
Are right fond of gold
They don't seem to know of amends

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A young warrior came from the Geats
found the Danes in the midst of retreats
They all sleep in fear
of the beast that is near
and takes them at night for his eats

Now Grendel (that was the beast's name)
found our Beowulf wasn't the same.
It went to cause harm
but then lost its arm
And Beowulf a hero became!

Grendel's mother was rather put out
And plotted within her redoubt
But Beowulf swam
Down to say "Hello ma'am"
And they fought till he struck a knockout

Then he took a sword down from the wall
Of the monster's dank blood-spattered hall
He chopped off her head
(and now it is said,
used it in the first game of football)

Now a hero of greatest renown
He went to his homeland and town
There became a lord
With a wonderful sword
And a truly remarkable frown.

One day a young dragon came by
Seeking vengeance for loss and a lie
It was raging and mad
And ferociously bad
So their boldness their fears did belie

Brave Beowulf, being a king
Knew what must be done with this thing
Wiglaf stayed true
And the dragon they slew
But Beowulf was wounded to dying

His body is buried, they say
On a cliff on the side of the bay
With him (I am told)
Lies the dragon's gold
And a curse that's to keep it that way.

My story has come to its ends
Just like Beowulf, Grendel, and friends
While these heroes so bold
Are right fond of gold
They don't seem to know of amends

--Tea
--Tea

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