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1.A cloak is a awrm fuzzy blanket you carry with you wherever you go. 2.Cloaks cover all of you, no more clothing required! 3.A cloak will catch and snarl your enemies' weapons when they try to hit you. 4.A cloak protects you from water. 5.Reversible, so you can change identities in a flash! 6.Swish swoosh whoosh! 7.You can flip the end over your shoulder for a dramatic pose. 8.You can hide a whole kender (or two) inside yuor cloak, and no-one will be able to tell. 9.No-one can tell what your hands are doing, so you can prepare a nasty surprise for them. 10.Fundamentally, cloaks are cool. |
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# A cloak is a warm fuzzy blanket you carry with you wherever you go. # Cloaks cover all of you, no more clothing required! # A cloak will catch and snarl your enemies' weapons when they try to hit you. # A cloak protects you from water. # Reversible, so you can change identities in a flash! # Swish swoosh whoosh! # You can flip the end over your shoulder for a dramatic pose. # You can hide a whole kender (or two) inside yuor cloak, and no-one will be able to tell. # No-one can tell what your hands are doing, so you can prepare a nasty surprise for them. # Fundamentally, cloaks are cool. |
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1.A cloak is a warm fuzzy blanket that overheats you wherever you go. 2.Cloaks are /heavy/ 3.A cloak will catch and snarl your feet whenever you try to hit anyone. 4.Fire. Not good. 5.No matter how hard you try to cover the silly lining, people -will- notice. 6.Don't wear a cloak in high wind, unless you're looking for pointed dramatic camera angles from the side. 7.No matter how hard you try, a cloak will strangle you. 8.Cloaks are big, there's no getting around it. they will knock your drink over if you don't pay any attention. 9.No-one can tell waht your hands are doing, so they'll assume you're dodgy. 10.... okay, you win. |
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# A cloak is a warm fuzzy blanket that overheats you wherever you go. # Cloaks are heavy. # A cloak will catch and snarl your feet whenever you try to hit anyone. # Fire. Not good. # No matter how hard you try to cover the silly lining, people -will- notice. # Don't wear a cloak in high wind, unless you're looking for pointed dramatic camera angles from the side. # No matter how hard you try, a cloak will strangle you. # Cloaks are big, there's no getting around it. they will knock your drink over if you don't pay any attention. # No-one can tell waht your hands are doing, so they'll assume you're dodgy. # ... okay, you win. |