Humour/PlussesAndMinusesOfCloaks

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Plus

  1. A cloak is a warm fuzzy blanket you carry with you wherever you go.
  2. Cloaks cover all of you, no more clothing required!
  3. A cloak will catch and snarl your enemies' weapons when they try to hit you.
  4. A cloak protects you from water.
  5. Reversible, so you can change identities in a flash!
  6. Swish swoosh whoosh!
  7. You can flip the end over your shoulder for a dramatic pose.
  8. You can hide a whole kender (or two) inside yuor cloak, and no-one will be able to tell.
  9. No-one can tell what your hands are doing, so you can prepare a nasty surprise for them.
  10. Fundamentally, cloaks are cool.

Minus

  1. A cloak is a warm fuzzy blanket that overheats you wherever you go.
  2. Cloaks are heavy.
  3. A cloak will catch and snarl your feet whenever you try to hit anyone.
  4. Fire. Not good.
  5. No matter how hard you try to cover the silly lining, people -will- notice.
  6. Don't wear a cloak in high wind, unless you're looking for pointed dramatic camera angles from the side.
  7. No matter how hard you try, a cloak will strangle you.
  8. Cloaks are big, there's no getting around it. they will knock your drink over if you don't pay any attention.
  9. No-one can tell waht your hands are doing, so they'll assume you're dodgy.
  10. ... okay, you win.

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