Elves!
Everyone is fond of elves!
Except for orcs and dwarves
And Johannes Eiger
And you know why they come for you
The elves in your college room
The elves brown as gravy
Even if you hide at sea
The elves have a navy!
Eiger sir, your days are numbered,
Elves will get you while you slumber,
In the night they'll come for you,
And tear your dispel spells in two,
'Cause you're the king of the demons, | 'Cos you're the Foot of the Light,
The king of the demons, | The Foot of the Light,
You cannot deceive 'em, | You cannot deny't
And you can't fool Elves. | And you can't fool Elves.
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