Thog name self evident from mode of speech. Thog know not most efficient mode of speech, but Thog not care. Pronouns difficult in some languages. For ease of understanding Thog keep sentences simple as possible.
Thog language expert, run very successful language school. Thog here to drum up business as times are poor.
Thog would ask for player guide but Thog write player guide.
(Clarification. I'm not intending to play two orcs both starting with the letter T.)
Thog character sheet follow.
0 Thog is orc. (15) 15 Thog complain about stupid overpriced racial package. Thog buy Health. (6) 21 Thog remember Thog know how to read and count. (8) 29 Thog speak 'fluent' Common. (2) 31 Thog speak 'fluent' Tengwar. (2) 33 Thog speak 'fluent' Teutonic. (2) 35 Thog speak 'fluent' Quenyar. Okay, Thog come clean, Thog have thick Drow accent. (2) 37 Thog get bored of learning languages, decide to take up study of manly arts. (15) 52 Thog study manly art of fisticuffs. (2) 54 Thog study manly art of hitting undead with stick. (6) 60 Thog study manly art of running around in field. (6)
66 Thog very proud of own achievements, study manly art of reaching level two. (15) 81 Thog study manly art of wearing leather clothes. (6) 87 Thog study manly art of carrying heavy shields. (6) 93 Thog study less-manly art of asking where it hurts. (8) 101 Thog study less-manly art of tying knots. (8) 109 Thog bored with XP now.
Thog forget to carry one somewhere - ahdok