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Lucie

1. Who are you? Lieutenant Lucille Starshine Rivers, Journeyman Peacekeeper of the Warlocks. That's Lucie to you unless we're both on duty or you want a pint of water dumped on your head. Yes, I'm green. Don't make any assumptions from that.

2. Do you have any brothers or sisters? Three brothers, Two sisters.

3. How old are you? 105. That's late twenties in your terms.

4. What's your height? Tall enough.

5. Are you a virgin? I think that one is an absolute, unequivocal no. With added no.

6. Who's your mate/spouse? Uh. I'll try to deny that Sam is, if you like. It's not like there's any exclusivity going on...

7. Do you have any kids? No, but I have two nephews, a niece, and there's my cousin's children, and... well, I think I'm one of nature's aunts.

8. What's your favorite food? Very spicy soup. Spot the mixed-race elf.

9. Have you killed anyone? I've been a warlock for forty years; that would be a yes. I hope they all deserved it.

10. Have any secrets? No. There are things I don't usually tell people, but that's more for their sake than mine. Um. You *actually* want to look in my bedside drawer? OK...

11. Do you love anyone? Sam. *looks down and shuffles feet*. And Edgar, but you all knew that. The list could get longer, depending on definitions.

12. What is your job? Keeping the peace.

13. Boy or girl? Either or both, separately or at the same time.

14. What do you do to relax? Fight, drink, shag. Preferably in that order.

15. There's a person who's teasing you; what could you do? Smack them round the face or drop cold water on them.

16. Let's say you have a person who you really care about but she/he doesn't know about your feelings. How do you tell her/him? "Would you like to go to bed with me?" tends to work. Even if they say no, they *know*.

17. What do you regret most in life? That I have to watch humans I love die of old age as I remain young.

18. Do you like your maker? My parents? Yes. The Elemental Lords... let's go with "revere", shall we?

Sarah (The angelic mindset got in the way a bit here; the mortal world only has three dimensions, and time has a constant speed. Also, by way of a disclaimer, this is simply how I see the spiritual afterlife of someone with PC Glow, should not be taken as canon, yada yada etc.)

1. Who are you? I was Sarah Moreton. Longer ago than that, I was Lady Elaine Moreton Carr of Brigstowe. I am Sarah, and I am of Justice's elite guard, and I am Justice, depending on which way you look at things.

2. Do you have any brothers or sisters? There is the Pantheon, and there are the souls that make up Justice, and there is Justice, and somewhere in the back of my mind there were three sisters and a half-brother, who never cared for me, nor I for them.

3. How old are you? From one angle, I was twenty-one when I was killed. From another, two, another, a little over a year, and another, Old.

4. What's your height? Joel always said I was short.

5. Are you a virgin? ...On consideration, no. Playing the pedant with definitions will not make me like you.

6. Who's your mate/spouse? Joel... was. And will be again.

7. Do you have any kids? No.

8. What's your favorite food? Sordanites?

9. Have you killed anyone? Yes. When it was justly deserved and the appropriate punishment.

10. Have any secrets? I cannot hold secrets from... me.

11. Do you love anyone? The answer you are looking for there is "Joel".

12. What is your job? Seeing justice done. Personally, with a big stick.

13. Boy or girl? Extraplanar entity. Sarah's mind is female.

14. What do you do to relax? Try to track down that bastard Alastaire and, since he flees justice, bring it to him.

15. There's a person who's teasing you; what could you do? Precisely what they deserve in return.

16. Let's say you have a person who you really care about but she/he doesn't know about your feelings. How do you tell her/him? What a terribly... mortal... question. I used to tell them straight-out. I still tell them straight out. There must be something about having a set of scales on my forehead that makes them take notice...

17. What do you regret most in life? In life? Nothing. In death? Leaving Joel alone. In the afterlife? No more fireballs.

18. Do you like your maker? I have many makers; they each added something worthwhile to make me who I am

Ariane (oh, all right...)

1. Who are you?

Ariane Tallis McDee?, by name. Priest of St John, surgeon, midwife and alchemist by nature.

2. Do you have any brothers or sisters?

Three brothers living- one older, two younger. All wonderful people, all slightly broken.

3. How old are you?

Physically, 26. I'm told I've acted older than I am since I was three, though...

4. What's your height?

5'5". I look shorter.

5. Are you a virgin?

...no. I'm crippled, not useless, and I *do* have children. *sharp glare*

6. Who's your mate/spouse?

Francis McDee?

7. Do you have any kids?

Two. So far. I want five.

8. What's your favorite food?

Cake. Especially my mother's fruit cake with marzipan. Please don't tell anyone.

9. Have you killed anyone?

Not as such. Don't ask me how many unwanted pregnancies, though I know the number, and remember all their mothers' names.

10. Have any secrets?

Patient confidentiality, you know? Also yes.

11. Do you love anyone?

My God, my family. What other answer were you expecting? *looks at the floor* And Gilbert. I don't care what you think.

12. What is your job?

To do as much good as I can in the time that has been given to me.

13. Boy or girl?

I think Francis is hoping for a daughter...

14. What do you do to relax?

I drink in the Wessex Arms. What are you looking at me like that for?

15. There's a person who's teasing you; what could you do?

As far as they know, nothing...

16. Let's say you have a person who you really care about but she/he doesn't know about your feelings. How do you tell her/him?

In all but one case it's been more important to tell them what *their* feelings are, as they haven't noticed yet.

17. What do you regret most in life?

Absolutely nothing that I could have changed or done anything about. I miss Sesqui though, all the same. And, if truth be told, I want my brothers to have a normal life. We're going to move on now, Aren't We.

18. Do you like your maker?

Who caused me to exist? There's a thing. Was it Grandad, who forced my parents to marry? Was it Mother, who did genuinely want children? Father, who agreed because he was supposed to? Me, for being too damn stubborn to give up? St John for letting me keep on living?

The other answer, of course, is that the whole world is irritating, but I love it anyway.

Fiona

Well, other people seem to have put their Maelstrom characters on here, so fine.

1. Who are you? A Weaverite. And a doctor, a midwife, a lover, a craftswoman, and an accidental accountant. In no particular order. Oh. My name? Fiona Marshall. I was born a Campbell, though not, I hasten to add, any close relative of Laird Bartholomew.

2. Do you have any brothers or sisters? I'm the oldest of four, and I miss them.

3. How old are you? Twenty-six. I'd say you shouldn't ask a lady her age, but what difference would that make to me?

4. What's your height? Five feet five. Taller than Cousin Will, whatever he wants to claim.

5. Are you a virgin? I *am* married. Not that I was one for the nine years preceding that, but...

6. Who's your mate/spouse? Stuart Marshall, the most irritating man in the New World. I love him to bits.

7. Do you have any kids? Not yet. Ask me again in a few years.

8. What's your favorite food? Proper Malathian broth. Like soup, except with so many lumps of meat and vegetables you can stand a spoon up in it, and it has barley in the bottom.

9. Have you killed anyone? I've let people die. That's not quite the same thing.

10. Have any secrets? Not from my family.

11. Do you love anyone? Yes. See answers 1, 2 and 6.

12. What is your job? Following Stuart round, picking up the pieces of his conversations, and turning them into numbers that actually work. Um. By which I mean, running the administrative side of Marshall Enterprises. Also, seeing patients, occasionally delivering babies, and running the household.

13. Boy or girl? Man.

14. What do you do to relax? Useful things; Knitting, sewing or weaving, usually. Or Stuart.

15. There's a person who's teasing you; what could you do? Shoot them. I could sew their wound up perfectly competently afterwards. Stuart would argue that the answer is be indignant and then jump on him, but this is only because I haven't shot him yet.

16. Let’s say you have a person who you really care about but she/he doesn’t know about your feelings. How do you tell her/him? Erm, last time it was by having sex with him. Shame the whole crew worked it out before me, though.

17. What do you regret most in life? Not finding the Weaver sooner.

18. Do you like your maker? I honour and respect the Gods.


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