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Corinthus: Of course, once one starts getting into a serious discussion about what porn would most piss Hitler off, you are in a very weird place.
21:51 < Bluebottle> Daxx: your face is a Legacy 21:51 < Bluebottle> don't quote me on that 21:51 < Bluebottle> it is not official theological speculation
00:36 < porange> ...I AM CHOOSING NOT TO IMAGINE THE PURPOSE OF THE GLITTER AND GOOGLY EYES 00:36 < porange> .... 00:36 < porange> get pipecleaners 00:36 < porange> turn beard into beard monster 00:36 < porange> ...I need a beard
< Locksmith> we have now established that I have not modified my cervix with velcro
< Jim> duckbunny: No mate. I have tits on my legs
Jewelcast: I think next time I'm going to put vaseline in my eyebrows before I start.
<roseange> stop with the power of "love" and friendship" and accept it is the power of "pointy and in other guy" and lancelot's cold resistant axes thighs" <roseange> *waxed <Nyeti> roseange: :D <roseange> love and friendship is a terrible solution <Pia> axe thighs would be cool <Taxellor> Love and Friendship gives sick bonuses.
< Locksmith> oh FFS there is pus on the ceiling
Aquarion: (It has taken nine months to get the forums up. Nine months. We could have killed off all the dicks on the Facebook group *and replaced them with tiny children without facebook accounts* in that time)
< Pufferfish> I would be surprised if circumcision was common among TT characters.
MorkaisChosen tea: Can isoflex be guaranteed safe /for condoms?/
17:19 < ahdok> it is dark. 17:20 < ahdok> You are likely to be eaten by a glue
21:43 < Locksmith> DAMNIT SCIENCE I WANTED EXPLODING BABIES
00:43 < wally> I dream one day of being witty and interesting 00:43 < wally> rather than mildly surreal and horrifying
< tea> mosquitoes are basically like storks
<porange> ...if I sacrifice my remaining shreds of dignity <porange> I can have dinosaur knickers <porange> like I ever actually use my dignity
22:15 < porange> tim_baker... 1) get me a tardis 22:15 < porange> 2) hep me run a mediaeval gay bar
< kangaroo> but i'm not 100% sure that i can accurately diagnose a notebook via youtube
13:06 < salavant> I regularly eat a pile of quarks for breakfast
13:06 < Bluebottle> salavant: I hope you're getting a balanced diet of them!
13:07 < salavant> Bluebottle: it's strange, but I'm keeping on top of it. It has its ups and downs - I thought
I'd hit rock bottom with it the other week - but I'm finding the diet quite charming now.
< porange > I am not oddly perverse, I'm a zoologist!
< Hoeloe> all this talk of penises is making me thirsty
< Winterlove> Tonight we are having roast gammon. Fully clothed. Us. Not the gammon. That will be naked.
<porange> salavant: "you put your left claw in, your right claw out in out in out CONSUME THE FLESH OF THE STILL LIVING"
< salavant> I wonder if I can make money by producing videos of scantily clad people hitting a creme egg with a hammer
< salavant> I'm not saying I would copulate with a bike < salavant> but
17:25 < Jim> "But what if the Quebecois separatists attack the plane with walrus-pults?"
<salavant> actually mewtwo is just generally full of sage advice <salavant> e.g. <salavant> "Your Charizard is poorly trained." <salavant> I mean that's just general life advice.
22:45 < salavant> don't say that name! a giant dildo will appear and shoot fake dragon cum everywhere
< porange> I read that as cheese fisters
< ChessyPig> MorkaisChosen: insufficient fucking
<porange> GET IT IN MY FACE * porange dribbles
11:46 < Bluebottle> whose cheekbones obviously make him Adamant caste (there is no Adamant caste) (I want to play a cat person)
16:47 < Pufferfish> Inquisitor: kill your parents
<Illithidbix1> Wait, Nicovar destroyed the libraries so no one with beat him at Conclave The Gathering? <Bluebottle> Illithidbix1: I bet he played blue <Bluebottle> fucking control players
<Inquisitor> Insurrection calls came in two parts. The first indicated which set of immunities you didn't have would resist it, and the second told you whether or not to scream while dying.
18:54 < Nyeti> oh, I was going more for "titwank", but there is room for more than one... meaning
From #empirefroth:
<Nyeti> Also I had forgotten SWOGDOR <Nyeti> That idea warms the cockles of my heart <Bluebottle> Nyeti: VENOMINATING THE COUNTRYSIDE <Bluebottle> VENOMINATING THE PEASANTS <Bluebottle> VENOMINATING THE PCS IN THEIR THATCHED-ROOF PLOTTAGES <salavant> Bluebottle: :D <Bluebottle> o/~ thatched-roof plottageeeeeees o/~
<Smallexor> porange: So the morale of the story is you should not be left unattended near blood or body parts as you will consume them?
<tea> Nyeti: it's a hearth magic thing. if the league take over a town, it turns into a bustling city. if varushka take over a town, it turns into a forest full of monsters <tea> ...I remain unclear why we have varushka <salavant> tea: we should experiment <salavant> give, like, Mitwold to Varushka for a year or so <salavant> tea: what happens if we give Spiral to... ARGH <tea> salavant: BAD FUCKING THINGS
<Taxellor> tea: Should we pity the Thule
23:08 < Hoeloe> i type the word "public" a lot 23:08 < Hoeloe> ... 23:08 < Hoeloe> typo
[16:56] Jim: Which Eternal? [16:57] duckbunny: Phaleron [16:57] Jim: Ah [16:57] duckbunny: he's cheap and fun
Jim: Is it me or would Avatar: The last Bearbender be AMAAAAAZING
<porange> I am playing a trouble maker <porange> robb played a trouble maker <Inq> Together... they made trouble.
<Inq> Ick. Weather forecast. <Edith> Yeah, we're screwed. <tea> eh, it's an empire weekend <tea> pack for everything and you'll probably die to the meteor strike anyway
<Fingolfia> porange: Considering running away and faking own death <porange> fingolfia: time for vegas <porange> or canada <porange> or alaska? <Fingolfia> I don't want to go anywhere cold <Fingolfia> Vegas sounds good <Fingolfia> If only because porange in Vegas would actually be like being in a coming of age comedy
< porange> it is bad for the fabric to spread it out and rub my face all over it
<Aardvark> porange: http://www.darkcrystal.com/creaturecontest.php <porange> aardvark: HNNNFFFFFFF <porange> YES <porange> MY TIME HAS COME <porange> DO I EVEN HAVE TO MAKE ANYTHIGN NEW I HAVE A FURRY DRAGON PUPET ON MY BED <porange> ARGHH <porange> WHAT IS DEADLINE FOR IT <porange> *flails <porange> sept 1st <porange> EXCELLENT <porange> OH GODS <porange> YES <porange> THIS IS MY FACE <porange> MY TIME HAS COME <porange> UMPPPHHHH <porange> *flails* <porange> ACTUAL FLAILING SCREAMIGN KEEN <porange> OH GODS <porange> THIS IS HOW I DIE <porange> BECAUSE <porange> ARGHH ... <Pufferfish> dwm: do you wish her to use your skin in her artwork? <dwm> Pufferfish: that sounds unappealing <porange> you would be ...immortal <porange> yesssssssssss ... <porange> I AM FINE <porange> I CAN COFFEE <porange> this has been since 7am <porange> so I am clearly fine <porange> wheee <porange> this could explain why I have been so damn chipper all day actually <porange> in a parallel universe I'M A QUALIFIED MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL <porange> YEAH
Jim|Lab> Zebbie: Well, ever since my my penis's chameleon circuit broke, it's tried to look like all three at once. Jim|Lab> I tried to get it fixed, but they told me sonic screwdrivers don't work on wood.
<Ahdok> also, you'll want to be in the habit calling it "the summary sheet" or something similar, because handing a piece of paper to a newbie and saying "this is the toilet sheet" is going to raise more questions than it solves.
<Jim|home> MorkaisChosen: Incidentally, someone should play a blood mage in NFNC <MorkaisChosen> Jim|home: Oh for FUCK's sake <MorkaisChosen> JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I KNEW WHAT TWO CHARACTERS I WAS GOING TO PLAY
Tea: all I need to do is put my tent together, decide where I want it, and screw it to the floor with a power drill
23:15 < Hark> I feel like the knowledge tree is watching me
[18:30] bryony I dreamed a dream in times gone by [18:30] bryony a time when I really liked numbers and also had lyrical ability [18:31] bryony I'm not sure what has happened on either of those fronts, but this is the worst filk ever
Inquisitor: Remember, the academy is training up young heroes. Anvil is full of whoever felt like showing up that week. It kinda shows.
<Jim|home> Anyway, if you're up for my new maker project, join #moonlasercatboyporn
tea eh, I think I have most of a plan tea if I can find my awful hose pf-work imagines this as a hose through which tea dispenses Awful
[11:00] Pufferfish Spetum always sounds like a medical term. [11:00] tea Pufferfish: being stabbed with a spetum is a medical condition [11:00] tea (given that you can cut someone's head off by stabbing them with it, quite a severe one)
<porange> there was a 2ft tall wooden penis too iirc <Pufferfish> there was <Pufferfish> but I wanted a life size one <Nyeti> :D <Pufferfish> there's only so much you can do with a two foot dick I am so getting this quoted <tea> Pufferfish: why did you have to spoil that sentence for quoting? :P
Pufferfish: I did tentacles when I ran the Carthage event on my birthday
* porange looks at channel <porange> o_o * Spawnofweevil passes porange popcorn <Estantia> Nyeti is happening <Estantia> all over channel * Pufferfish passes wet wipes <porange> please put your socks on
14:10 < dp301_> still I'd chose competent minions over loyal ones any day
Pufferfish: it would entirely fail to surprise me if they had someone checking all letters that came from Finland in case of butts.
Inquisitor: At any rate, I think "The question is: Why aren't there more games like this on the market?" can be answered with "War on Drugs".
<porange> weird problems: I want to go to bed but there is a taxidermied mink on my bed <porange> this is beign a significant delayer <porange> because for some unknown reason movign him seems wrong
<robinredbreast> Nyeti: I was about to suggest you take more walks in hat-necessary country, but then all I could think was "You can't stop there! It's hat country"
<tea> explosives can be relatively antisocial
<Bluebottle> sorry, "do not consume meths lemon"
17:39 < otherange> How big is it? 17:40 < Hoeloe|Tablet> umm, can't remember, but will sleep several people
Banjulhu: Consider this currently I am wearing an OotS? Julio Scoundrel t-shirt and sipping tea from a Despicable Me cup and I am being asked how professional do I think a potential phd student is
< Inq> Trees are vicious bastards. They're only not the most dangerous thing at Empire because there aren't any.
<Inq> Am I right in thinking it's pancake day tomorrow? <Banjulhu> yup <Banjulhu> The day when we celebrate the coming of Lord Pancake to rescue our souls from damnation by giving us all golden syrup covered goodness <Inq> I always thought we were symbolically devouring him to commemorate the thwarting of his plot to drown the house of lords in lemon juice. <Aquarion> Actually, we're celebrating the resurrection of Lord Pancake after his untimely demise from being battered to death.
Pufferfish "INT is knowing that Frankenstein wasn't the monster. WIS is knowing that Frankenstein was the monster." Banjulhu CHA is getting the lynch mob together
From #empirefroth: <Bluebottle> Everything changed when the Fire Nation^W^WJotun attacked?
<MorkaisChosen>"charged with three counts of kelping and two of aggravated dragonage"
<Pufferfish> in my day all we did was blow up porters :P