So, the basic idea is, we have a series of categories for awards, vote for who you think should win each! Feel free to add new awards too, if they're funny.
- August and Alistaire Award for the most likely to kill another PC
- Briggs, and it'll probably be not entirely intentional.
- The army as a whole - Rakdos
- Vladimir
- Rupert, although probably as a result of a ritual gone wrong - Taxellor
- Seconded --Valtiel
- Charles, when Lucie points him towards a Vivamortian --Androidkiller
- Vivamortian Village award for the least likely to survive next term
- Sir George - TheKremlin
- I don't think anyone else comes *close* --Pufferfish
- What, just because at least one and probably two religions want him personally dead? Bah.--Jacob
- Hmm, what about Fomkin? All that evangelising ("St John healed the wounded in the battle with the Fist because Unity told him to") is bound to get him into trouble sooner or later.
- Fomkin - Rakdos
- Sir George
- George
- Given the reaction to the rite, possibly Virgil
- Sir George - Taxellor
- Sir George --Androidkiller
- "What's that, Lassie? Timmie's a Vivamortian?" award for the most likely to be an eeevil Vivamortian
- Ariane
- Horatio - never trust the upper classes --Lmm
- Peter Snipe, though I think he's more likely to be a Sordanite --Pufferfish
- Jimmy Priest - Rakdos
- Piers
- David's bard, I can't remember his name --Androidkiller
- Skraal Award for the Dodgiest Bastard
- Skraal, naturally. --Bluebottle
- I think this has to go to Skraal --Jacob
- Shouldn't he get some sort of lifetime achievement award to leave the way open for up and coming dodgy bastards? --Lmm
- Skraal
- Footsteps of Skraal award for the Dodgiest Bastard Other Than Skraal
- Michael Richards
- Michael is the only person I've seen play a character who was so blatantly incredibly dodgy that he clearly wasn't dodgy because no-one genuinely dodgy would be that obvious, and still obviously be dodgy.--Jacob
- Agreed - Rakdos
- Thirded.
- I'm sure Phil will play another character eventually... - I'd give it to that pre-emptively. - Ahdok
- Stolen Chair award for the most likely to get arrested
- I think that perhaps I shouldn't vote on this one. And I'm not bribeable --Pufferfish
- Ariane
- Sir George - Rakdos
- Magnus
- To be fair this is mainly due to OOC comments about scemes that Magnus cares far too much about his own skin to actually carry out - Taxellor
- The Army. (fsdo 'get' - I think someone will try, though...)
- Exploded Kender Award for the worst dress sense
- Has to go to one of Laura's characters, probably the mage with the goggles
- Hazel's dress comes close. Not a bad dress, but not flattering... --Bluebottle
- Hazel aka Pleasewearsometrouserswiththat
- Hazel, whose costume worn shortly at the banquet severely freaked out some of the band.
- Hazel - Rakdos
- Hazel, pleasepleaseplease get a longer dress...
- Hazel. The style of dress was so wrong.
- Scooby Doo award for the biggest Plot Hound
- Carla. She's been doing an awful lot of plot hounding this term. --Bluebottle
- Carla
- Carla
- Carla
- Charridy, for effort.
- Carla --Androidkiller
- Brother Gilbert award for the stupidest ritual or rite
- Faerie Mound
- Edgar, but only because of how likely it might have been to go wrong. I think it was a wonderful thing to do. --Pufferfish
- Virgil, for the Lucanite rite which drove the defenders away from the North Gate.
- Virgil: to be fair, as times to unleash the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse go, that wasn't a bad one, but even so...
- Virgil - Rakdos
- Virgil. Not that repercussions have finished catching him up.
- Rupert's not doing too badly on stupid rituals -- Cesy
- Has to be the Faerie Mound. Quite how Matt ended up near that one I really don't know --Androidkiller
- "Hello Tim" award for the most brainlessly stupid action
- Balance priest not objecting to his holy symbol's defacement
- Seconded --Pufferfish
- Thirded - Rakdos
- Charles probably gets some mention for arresting the entire city's nobles, high-up mages and powerful priests...
- George.
- I protest - while IC Sir George is accepting being scapegoated for the fundraiser without protest because he thinks it's better for the militia that way, OOC I maintain that it was largely not his fault (although arguably accepting being scapegoated is in itself a stupid decision...) --Jacob
- Virgil. And not for the Rite, either.
- Luthos award for the scariest bastard in the bar
- My vote goes to Kiram who has a) a big stick, and b) an army--Jacob
- Ariane? :P
- Rakdos puts in another vote for Kiram
- Lucie
- Sarge
- Lucie --Androidkiller
- Sarah Moreton award for sleeping around
- Vladimir, obviously.
- Piers (though it's his job, and only Vladimir's hobby)
- Vlad - Rakdos
- Matt award for running away from trouble
- Who else but Matt? One of two survivors of the suicide mission at the PBB.. --Bluebottle
- The CoTL in the WA on the PBB --Lmm
- Dave P's Balance priest on the Vivamortian Village linear --Pufferfish
- Matt himself - Rakdos
- Sarah award for pyromania
- Ellie :D *bounceIGNITEbounce*
- yup - Rakdos
- Whoever torched the Big Red Bakery.
- "Have you let Unity into your life today?" award for most shameless evangelising
- Fomkin, for extolling the virtues of Unity to anyone who'll listen. And many who won't. :) --Bluebottle
- The entire Church of Azrael
- Fomkin, for managing to mention Unity in the most unlikely of sentences.
- Got to be Fomkin.
- Agreed - Rakdos
- The Kenders Cinnamon
- Fomkin --Androidkiller
- FOIP award for the character most likely to have the biggest secret
- Whoever the barman is, the green mage
- Matt- clearly there must be some reason for his continued survival.
- Leon Shepherd
- Jimmy Priest - Rakdos
- Mary --Androidkiller
- Matt award for somehow surviving impossible odds
- Kentar, blatantly
- Kentar fight good :)
- Sir George, possibly, though it's hard to know what counts as fair odds between Sir George and an Azraelite death squad.
- Petrof for not dying on the Faerie mound - Rakdos
- Kentar! --Androidkiller
- Lucille Starshine Rivers award for most likely to have a secret love affair
- I'd nominate Lucie herself if I didn't know she actually hadn't --Pufferfish
- Mary
- It's not secret, it's just that it's only really happened in downtime... --Bluebottle
- Lucie - the award is for "most likely to" :)
- Who with? The award is for *secret* love affair, and she ain't subtle... --Pufferfish
- Big Stick award for being horribly over-armed
- Corporal Briggs
- Agreed - Rakdos
- Oh, c'mon - he only carries the Stick, a dagger, a crossbow and an occasional axe. I've played scouts better armed than that... :-p
- Is that actually the famed Plot Stick? --Valtiel
- Rec Poison award for paranoia
- The Orks when their Glorious Leader was in the bar in interactive 6
- Matthias for purging EVERYTHING (including blessings from other gods)
- Agreed
- Ariane, on general principles
- Everyone who was guarding the door in the last interactive of term.
- Orcs of the Sword for the reasons above --Androidkiller
- Robin Hood award for placement of arrows
- Matt, blatantly
- The former Ishmundi for continuing to wear targets on their chests despite having gained a new holy symbol
- Matt - Rakdos
- Comedy Vivamortian award for funniest NPC(s)
- The Humacti on the Team Building Exercise
- Swog Catcher Dave
- Crack Goblins
- The sprite catcher that Jake played on the nightbash --Androidkiller
- The "Pip memorial" Exploding Mage award for being blase with metal
- Petrof
- Pip, though in his "defence" he was stoned at the time.
- Charles, for entering a ritual site with an elemental lord in wearing a mail shirt.
- That NPC mage of Ahdok's, who I actually blew up by handing him two large metal weapons.
- That was in fact the aforementioned Pip.
- Petrof, for coming into the bar with a sword and then drinking from one of the metal tankards... --Bluebottle
- Petrof, for the sword. I would also like to give him bonus points for trying to burn the Unity Paper and facing the consequences.
- "This is how you proposition a Morvanian" award for getting drunk
- Lucie, for getting drunk enough to be prepared to sleep with Vladimir.
- Vladimir, for being too drunk to take advantage of this.
- They can probably take this one jointly for that incident --Pufferfish
- Yay! joint award :)
- Mathias, for getting so drunk he forgot how to speak Common. --Bluebottle
- Dead Bastite award for Asking Too Many Questions
- Tebah
- Charridy, for talking to numbers too much - Rakdos
- Nothing wrong with talking to numbers. Just because to you they didn't really talk back. --Androidkiller
- Charridy.
- Tebah
- Tebah --Androidkiller