Cult of the Lay-ed: A strange cult that has recently started up in grantabrugge, worshipping the trully perfect form of the egg. Their symbol is an egg yolk. Their cult is split into two groups:
Normal lay followers, who worship the exterior form of the egg, too scared to break it open to see what's inside. Their tenets are:
- To observe the beauty of the form of the egg.
- Consider the beauty of the egg in itself, how it brings life and can take it away.
- Bring enlightenment to others through the form of the egg.
- Find out why one end is pointy.
There are also fanatics, who worship the exterior form of the egg. Their tenets are:
- To prevent eggs from being broken, the knowledge of the contents is resrerved strictly for those who have faith.
- To denounce all other religion as a false religion
- To ensure no-one wears the egg-yolk who doesn't fully understand the true awesome nature of the egg.
So far, no miracles have been observed, but a few cultists have died in strange attempts to hard boil themselves.
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