Matt - Unlucky target
I suppose I *have* to put Lucie down as "Watery Tart", for amusement value
Vladimir - Dirty letch.
Evelyn - Miserable git.
Tim - Red mist.
Ellie - Bouncy Pyromaniac
Malcom - arrogant prick
Petrof - lawful stupid. (:P)
Sarah - Disco inferno
Sir William - total bastard
Daramin - Thoroughly dodgy
Skraal - Dodgy bastard
Tebah - Expediantly helpful
Sir George - monomaniacal militiaman
Lucius - Accidental Paladin
Nell - Drunken Good
Iris - Lawful Guilty
Darkz - 4Chan Evil
Lisalotte - Overzealous Good
Sagira - Chaotic Cute
Cap'n Bob - Chaotic Pirate
Pluena - Chaotic Dreaming
Evangeline - Implacable Neutral
Charles of Potterne - Lawful Optimist
Nocta Lebbeck - Chaotic chaotic
Professor Greenheel - Stupid Good
Black Molly - Accidental good
Cal - Contractually Negotiable
Talis - scrupulously unscrupulous
Ardan - Heroic Squishy, based on evidence of linears and fistfights.
Lawrence - Pragmatic whitecloak
Galwyn - Angry Johnite
Keshrel - Lawful Inept
Skord - Pragmatic Foreigner
Justin - Bastard Selfish
John - Straightforward Good
Leith - Chaotic Kinky