1. Who are you?
I am Suriel den Shemhazai Kai Sandelphon. I was Selendriel den Sandelphon. Anything before that is irrelevant.
2. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
That is also irrelevant.
3. How old are you?
I have served my Lord's family for 640 solstices. Anything before that is irrelevant.
4. What's your height?
6'' 1'.
5. Are you a virgin?
If there was ever a time such things were significant to me, I cannot remember it.
6. Who's your mate/spouse?
I do not have one.
7. Do you have any kids?
For the love of Maya, no!
8. What's your favorite food?
Succulent lamb from Lord Sandelphon's estates, prepared for a Banquet in his honour. Cooked by as few slaves as possible.
9. Have you killed anyone?
Only as many as my Lord has commanded.
10. Have any secrets?
All that I have belongs to my Lord. So no.
11. Do you love anyone?
I love my lord Sandelphon, and, at his command, his son Shemhazai. All others are irrelevant.
12. What is your job?
Personal Astrologer to the Peerless Lord Shemhazai. "Bodyguard" is an implied role for all the Sephirot.
13. Boy or girl?
I'm a male dracoscion...
14. What do you do to relax?
Relax? Astrological practise frequently involves altered states of consciousness. Do not suppose for a minute that I refer to the poisons of Oco and Rhind. The Phulkari is the true path to enlightenment.
15. There's a person who's teasing you; what could you do?
That very much depends on the person:
If a Household slave dared to speak against my Lord or any of his Sephirot, I would personally see to it that the slave in question were dismembered rather slowly, and the resulting parts sold to recover the lost capital.
If it were some higher transient, it would merely give me another slow death over the course of a lifetime to look forward to. Although it's a pity they shall not live long enough to see the shame in the folly of their youth.
Lord Shemhazai's Sephirot is disconcertingly young. Were such a slight to be made by one of them, I would need to keep a very close eye on it. Alas, the company is also regrettably small...
My Lord does not tease. My Lord is never joking.
16. Let’s say you have a person who you really care about but she/he doesn’t know about your feelings. How do you tell her/him?
I stive to serve my Lord further every day.
17. What do you regret most in life?
There was a time before I was blooded. My years of service can never remove the stain from my past.
18. Do you like your maker?
If you mean my Lords Sandelphon and Shemhazai, who made me who I am, then I think you already know the answer to that question. If you mean the thing which sits on top of me while I'm trying to think, then no. He dresses up as some kind of long-eared female and then puts me in her body "to see how I'd react." I would love to see his face crushed under my boot.
19. What do you fear?
If I live, I live in the service of my Lord.
If I die, I die in the service of my Lord.
I fear incapability; I fear fear itself.