- Timmy is a Vivamortion
- Lucie is secretly a lucanite.
- Panama's past identity is as Brother Gilbert's long lost twin.
- Toast is a manifestation of the demon that was haunting Mary
- Power is actually Edgar's soul, the master ritualist's body is now occupied by Cecil.
- Satrah is a sordanite.
- Myrun's bunny makes her immortal, destroying it is the only way to kill her.
- Miriam is still a virgin, and has bribed everyone she's involved with to keep it quiet.
- SzerkHae?'s baby turned into a demon and is waiting for Treasure Trap 2040 to take over the world
- All the other gods are actually DPCs in an in-character game run by Luca.
- The entire Justice debarcle was caused by his player not bringing the snacks on his turn
- The purple llama toaster macguffin elysia supporting achinda.
- You do not have clearance for the above secret.
- Virgil will return to eat your dreams
- The spirits of Tebah and Sir George are arguing on the plane where they died, waiting patiently to be rescued.
- There is a spider above your head, I'd move if I were you.
- Sibley will return and activate the mind control that was in the tea.
- Luthos Lives.
- The burn marks on Darimin's face are from where Ellie killed him and raised him as undead.
- Borric's old armour has reanimated. Borric will return and save us all from it.
- The ghost of the haunted Mandolin is the thing still playing Bedlam Boys and attracting that universe.
- The ghost of Fomkin still watches the bar.
- Matt is waiting patiently on a cloud with a harp, a halo, and a piano and is waiting for passers by to get his revenge.
- The bar doesn't actually exist on this plane. If anyone actually managed to leave by the privy window, they'd find themselves in Arcadia.
- Ariane has been faking frail for years, she bought it off and is now close to Warrior IIX.
- Francis has been sleeping with Mickey for months
- Bones got his name by actually being a pile of reanimated bones with a fae glamour cast over him.
- Nell is also a sordanite.
- So is Ariane, for that matter.
- Come to think of it, everyone apart from you is playing sordanites.
- Briggs is actually the king, in hiding. The recent seccession is amusing him quite a lot.
- The last condition of Rupert's overcast has still not been felt by the bar. You'll know when it happens.
- Swog Catcher Dave is actually a geologist from the future.
- Evelyn is the Laundress' best customer.
- Windkey was secretly a kender. Rituals are shiny.
- Jeremiah can only call Nothings, he just hides it well. It's a common problem, and could happen to anyone. It's probably stress.
- Terrance hasn't got a single level of mage, but has scrolls inscribed into his coat.
- Evangeline has a secret crush on Lisalotte.
- Lisalotte is a dark mage with the ability to summon undead. Her focus appears to be a holy symbol. She is a lay follower of Vivamort, and kills a thousand kittens every downtime for him in order to get access to a special miracle tree to make her able to cast the miracles she does.
- Alric is attempting to atone for a terrible past as a Warrior of Sordan.
- Charles has a plot to destroy Grantabrugge by getting the rat people to dig tunnels under the city walls, which will then crush them so that the King's Army can come in and crush the revolution.
- Sophie's absence from the bar is because a freak reaction to the troll leg stuff has made her legs thirty feet long, and she can't get out of the barracks.
- Rosamund worships [[Fluffins]]
- Cap'n Bob is a holy warrior of St John, sent to prove the honour and peace of the local church.
- Tesja speaks perfectly good common with a slight Wessex accent. She just thinks it's funny to mess with your mind. Also, she worships Sordan too.
- Every person Pluena takes home is given a nice cup of green tea and a sit down, before she casts a miracle that makes them think they've had a wonderful night. In fact, they spend the entire time discussing knitting and puppies.