Pan, short for Pandemonium, is probably too kender to live. He's over-friendly, incredibly impressionable, and doesn't know where on the body a tie is supposed to be worn. Bonehead, ever the fatherly one, has adopted him, and he claims Willow is his uncle. This is almost certainly a lie.
His soul is currently traveling through The Dreaming, where he was sent by Maia and Bonehead at his own request. His body is somewhere safe.
1. Who are you?
I'm Pan! Pandemonium! Pan! *dances around*
2. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Lots of 'em.
3. How old are you?
Really really really old, older than YOU! (He's lying.)
4. What's your height?
I am me-hight.
5. Are you a virgin?
That's a laundress thing, innit?
6. Who's your mate/spouse?
Dawn's my mate! ...Oh, you meant like a marry person. Ewwwww.
7. Do you have any kids?
I have me. I am a kid.
8. What's your favourite food?
All of it
9. Have you killed anyone?
I kill a giant squirrel and make it in soup if I see one.
10. Have any secrets?
Yes! Yes! I tell you! *whispers* Hello.
11. Do you love anyone?
I love everyone dat don't shout at me or try to hit me with pointy things.
12. What is your job?
I'm a mer-sen-arry.
13. Boy or girl?
I'm not a girl! Eww! No! I'm toooootally a boy! Yeah! All boy here! *runs away*
14. What do you do to relax?
Wot's relax?
15. There's a person who's teasing you; what could you do?
Tease 'em back.
16. Let’s say you have a person who you really care about but she/he doesn’t know about your feelings. How do you tell her/him?
I dunno.
17. What do you regret most in life?
Wot's regret?
18. Do you like your maker?
My mum's a pyrokin! She's nice but she got too many at home so I left.
19. What do you fear?
Giant zombie squirrel with rabies.