Pan, short for Pandemonium, is probably too kender to live. He's over-friendly, incredibly impressionable, and doesn't know where on the body a tie is supposed to be worn. Bonehead, ever the fatherly one, has adopted him, and he claims Willow is his uncle. This is almost certainly a lie.
1. Who are you?
I'm Pan! Pandemonium! Pan! *dances around*
2. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Lots of 'em.
3. How old are you?
Really really really old, older than YOU! (He's lying.)
4. What's your height?
I am me-hight.
5. Are you a virgin?
That's a laundress thing, innit?
6. Who's your mate/spouse?
Rosie da urchin's my mate! ...Oh, you meant like a marry person. Ewwwww.
7. Do you have any kids?
I have me. I am a kid.
8. What's your favourite food?
All of it
9. Have you killed anyone?
I kill a giant squirrel and make it in soup if I see one.
10. Have any secrets?
Yes! Yes! I tell you! *whispers* Hello.
11. Do you love anyone?
I love everyone dat don't shout at me or try to hit me with pointy things.
12. What is your job?
I'm a mer-sen-arry.
13. Boy or girl?
I'm not a girl! Eww! No! I'm toooootally a boy! Yeah! All boy here! *runs away*
14. What do you do to relax?
Wot's relax?
15. There's a person who's teasing you; what could you do?
Tease 'em back.
16. Let’s say you have a person who you really care about but she/he doesn’t know about your feelings. How do you tell her/him?
I dunno.
17. What do you regret most in life?
Wot's regret?
18. Do you like your maker?
My mum's a pyrokin! She's nice but she got too many at home so I left.
19. What do you fear?
Giant zombie squirrel with rabies.