Bastite Priestess. Fluffy. Likes "playing" with anyone and anything and coming up with Theories on the world. Current hobbies include Humaci versus Azraelite Warfare and catnip. Doesn't, won't and can't ever picture herself in a relationship. She plays.
Spotter's Notes: Can often be found on other people, or under tables, depending on combat situation.
Current Projects: Expanding on "Minim" theory, researching the "Priest-Panties" Conundrum with particular attention to Sesqui and Darian, growing claws, discovering which taste better: light or dark mages, playing with New Shiny People, not breaking, locating Sesqui.
Szerk-Hae's Theories On The World
Keeping abreast of Szerk-Hae's Ball-of-Wool mind
-Minim Theory Minims are the things that cause colds. Minims originated in Teutonia, and continued to spread throughout the world. Minims are invisible, therefore are almost impossible to see. They are tiny, and fly around in the air all the time. When the weather freezes and becomes cold, minims hide up your nose and you have to sneeze to get them out. And that is where you get colds. (This discovery is not associated with Sordan or any of his followers.)
-The Priest-Panties Conundrum
New Priests are like New Panties: they are clean, shiney, slightly exciting and make you want to stroke things. New Priests are like white panties. Nothing special, just small white ones. As they get older, they become more individual in their pantielikeness. For example, a Priest of St. John might end up like a pair of white shorts with red crosses on them. Sordanite panties have spikes on the inside AND the outside. Vivamortian panties make things rise that shouldn't. Sesqui, Szerk-Hae is convinced, is like black lacey panties. Darian, similar, but in silk: but perhaps with more red. Szerk-Hae reckons she started out as skimpy pink-leopard ones (with a hole for the tail, obviously) and can only go downhill from there.
And now, that bastard "Child of the Light" killed her arse. And the arse of her unborn child. Oh yes, she was pregnant.
Current Status of Randy Catgirl: Dead.