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*Fire mages BUUUURN THEEEEEEEM!
*Order of Constant Vigilance: Poinson them, give them to someone else, provide feedback on their failure to be alert for toxic lemons.

*Fire Mages: BUUUURN THEEEEEEEM!
*Order of Constant Vigilance: Poison them, give them to someone else, provide feedback on their failure to be alert for toxic lemons.

Celebrant: Praise Celebrant for the gift of lemons, then throw a lemon party!
Aspirant: Become a Master of the Lemon
Builder: Press them into service for the good of the community.
Explorer: Determine why Life has gifted you these lemons.

Antiquarians: Loot them.
Mages: Invent a new, citrus based Paradigm.
Caravaneers: Psst, wanna buy a shipment of lemons?.

Hegemony: Make Talismans of Lemonade.
Democracy: Form a Committe on the Appropriate Use of Lemons, then Do Science To Them.
Vendicsal (Crusader path): DEFEAT THE LEMONS IN GLORIOUS CONFLICT!
Vendicsal (Coloniser path): PLANT THE GREATEST LEMON ORCHARD EVER! OBLITERATE SCRUMPERS!.

Pirates: Biomance them into monstrous combat lemons, unleash on the Portal Camp.
Fire Mages: BUUUURN THEEEEEEEM!
Order of Constant Vigilance: Poison them, give them to someone else, provide feedback on their failure to be alert for toxic lemons.