"What is Porange? We just don't know."
- invisible_al
- Porange does not paint herself white, she just uses make-up remover to remove the pink.
- Porange does not need food, only the tears of your sorrow.
- Porange does not write plot, she simply extrudes it from the nethervoid.
- Porange does not cause angst. It simply clusters around her in adoration.
- Porange does not stat characters, she stats things that can have wound physreps attached.
- Porange does not have hidden depths. Depths have hidden poranges.
- Porange is weakened by direct sunlight, and has a curious aversion to garlic.
- Porange does not reproduce by normal means: her unholy progreny burst fully-formed and beautifully physrepped out of the heads of her enemies.
- Porange once explained her character concept. There were no survivors.
- Porange is not really 5'2". Her legs are telescopically extendable up to 8'9".
- Porange is not short, just taking a run up.
- Porange once remembered the rules for a system. It combusted.
- Porange can summon flocks of malicious corvids to attack people who misclassify dinosaurs.
- Porange doesn't have hits, mana, or spirit. She does everything by burning SAN points.
- Porange successfully argued for "I have licked it, therefore it is mine" to be included in the concept of maritime salvage.
- Porange's roleplaying is a Level 3 Biohazard.
- Porange doesn't need to buy fake blood. She sweats it.
- Porange's double in one parallel universe was a set of identical twins. That universe no longer exists.
- Porange is the reason people think gingers don't have souls.
- Porange was the inspiration for wig-wigs - toned down suitably for a children's book.
- Porange is one of the more hazardous byproducts of reacting ClF3? with pure chlorine gas at high temperature and pressure.
- Porange used to be a Power Ranger but was thrown out because the Colour Out of Space Ranger had unforeseen, cosmic and horrifying consequences.