The original Skippy List: http://skippyslist.com/list/
Greenheel
Not allowed to mix magic and spirit.
Not allowed to talk about mathemagic in front of Daramin.
Not allowed to talk about mathemagic at all.
In fact, just no mathemagic, ever.
Is not allowed near the Big red Button.
Must not delve into experimental surgery
Must not cause indoor explosions
Must not stack books in piles taller than she is
Must not use compel truth on herself. Not even for science
May not ask Humact whether he has a big penis, and whether his sword is just a sign of insecurity.
May not attempt to mix angels and elementals. It can only end badly.
Is not allowed to use mind control on Mickey
Rosamund
Not allowed to let Greenheel talk her into anything.
Not allowed to create Castle Heterodyne.
May not, under any circumstances, research an under-water breathing spell and colonise a vast and terrifying network of ley nexi under the sea.
May not create a blue-elemental-powered death ray.
When addressed by a Warlock, the correct response is not, "I didn't do it!"
Is no longer allowed to cast 'rec magic' on any curses by Sordan.
Should refrain from accidentally summoning Oni.
Must not take any more stimulants.
Is not allowed to pat Molly on the head
May not draw "holy symbols of balance" on red things.
Nell
May not have any more babies yet.
Lucius
Must not run into active ritual circles in full mail.
Must not talk about stew
Black Molly
-Should not talk about relationships in front of Rosamund.
-Must not sit outside Temple of Azrael and ogle the priests
-Must not wind up the Wallachian Humacti
-Is not allowed to lose any more legs
Lucie
Vlad.
Setanta
-Get caught.
Ceyl
Should not attempt to arrest Sordan.
Evelyn
-Call St John "Laddie"
Heresy
May not arrest people for being stupid.
May not attempt to put people inthe stocks for annoying her.
"Annoying Heresy" is *not* a crime.
Calamalac
John Forrester
Reveal his true age