Being a file of selected quotes from Glitterhaus, because there are occasionally some amazing ones
Kangaroo: The dictats of capitalism require that I nail people to the ceiling by their feet for my personal pleasure.
Locksmith: I just want something hot I can put in my mouth.
Kangaroo: Eggs are a vegetable! If it doesn't bleed when you cut it, it's a vegetable!
Jim: soft Corin, warm Corin, little ball of clank/ I'm just going to stop right there because I'll rhyme with wank.
Locksmith, while holding a mysterious black rubber object: "Do you know what this is?"
Kelpie: "You may not have sex with my board game!"
Kangaroo, to Locksmith: "If you think the bread is semtex, and have been watching me toast it, and have not done anything to prevent this beyond casually mentioning later that you think the bread is semtex, that is a point where you should probably examine your life choices!"
Kangaroo: "And no Ellie, you cannot treat someone with chronic back pain with Semtex"
Ellie: "We could just staple Andy to the Quotes page"
Kangaroo (to Locksmith): I'll give you a spaghetti IV!
Locksmith: ...
Locksmith: That makes *even less sense* than the Monster IV with a spoon I was going to give you in your sleep.
Kangaroo: It'll be fine. Well. You'll die of a stroke. But it'll be awesome before that!
Locksmith: I don't think spaghetti's very... fluid...
Kangaroo: I'd cook it first!
Locksmith: You know, I think this is just a losing proposition, Andy.
Kangaroo: Or I could just shove it into the femoral artery!
Locksmith: ...
Kangaroo: You'd lose a leg! :D
Locksmith: Lasagne makes underpants less wierd, right?
Kangaroo: "I don't walk around wearing a condom in case I slip and fall and accidentally someone"