If it's stronger than it's weak, then it's Mallan If it's stronger than it's weak, then it's Mallan If it's weaker than it's strong, it was Crofter all along But if it's stronger than it's weak, then it's Mallan.
If it speaks the honest truth, then it's Humact If it speaks the honest truth, then it's Humact If it's secretive and lies, then it's one of Luca's spies But if it speaks the honest truth, then it's Humact.
(A Guide to the new Temple) If it chains you up and cuts you, it's Sordan; If it chains you up and cuts you, it's Sordan; If you see it raising dead, then it's Vivamort instead, But if it chains you up and cuts you, it's Sordan.
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If it's snazzed in pretty colours, it's an elf If it's snazzed in pretty colours, it's an elf Kill the filthy things on sight - Abominations to the Light! If it's snazzed in pretty colours, it's an elf
If it's short with pointy ears, it's a Kender If it's short with pointy ears, it's a Kender If it's pointy-eared and tall, it's a true elf after all, But if it's short with pointy ears, it's a Kender.
If it's clawed and slightly slimy it's a swog; If it's clawed and slightly slimy it's a swog; If it tries to steal your hair, then it might be a Nightmare, But if it's clawed and slightly slimy it's a swog.
Again, this one falls afoul of having the stress on the penultimate syllable. This only works with words with masculine endings. --Jacob
Jacob- you mean the swog verse or the Kender one? --Chevron The Nightmare line, I presume --Entimix
Hmm, are we doing this to the tune of "When you're happy and you know it" or "She'll be coming round the mountain"? --Chevron