I'd just like to dedicate this song to Bryony. Sorry Bryony.
- May I be the first to say AWwwwwwww :) --Zeb
- Uptime girl
- She's been living in her uptime world
- I bet she never had a downtime plan
- I bet she doesn't give a damn
- I'm gonna try for an uptime girl
- She's been living in her ritual world
- Covered in all the blood she can
- And now she's looking for a downtime man
- That's what I am
- And when she knows what
- She wants from her time
- And when she wakes up
- And makes up her mind
- She'll see I'm not so tough
- Just because
- I'm in love with an uptime girl
- You know I've seen her in her uptime world
- She's getting tired of her sorcerous toys
- And all the murder from her uptime boys
- She's got a choice
- Uptime girl
- I'm not brave enough to steal her pearls
- But maybe someday when my downtime's in
- She'll understand what kind of guy I've been
- And then I'll win
- And when she's stalking
- She's looking so fine
- And when she's talking
- She blags all that's mine
Chorus
- My uptime girl
- You know I'm in love
- With an uptime girl
- My uptime girl
- You know I'm in love
- With an uptime girl
- My uptime girl