To the tune of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody in case you hadn't guessed.
Modifications welcomed -
Androidkiller
This isn't real life.
This is just fantasy.
Caught in the Wessex Arms
Our escape from reality.
Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see.
We like the roleplay
But we want some more XP
Becuase it's easy come, easy go
Linear high, interactive low
Any way the skills blow
Doesn't really matter to me
To me.
Ref, just found a flange
A vivamortian up ahead
Raising way too many dead.
Mamma, this character was just begun,
And now I've gone and thrown him all away.
Refs, oooohhh.
Didn't mean to make you cry
If my downtime isn't in this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, personal plot don't really matter.
Too late, personal plot has come
Sent shivers down my spine,
It's character breaking all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind to face the ghouls.
Refs, oooh. I don't dont wanna die
I wish I hadn't 3YGB'd at all.
I see a little silhouetto of a ghoul
Pyrokin, aerokin, all these stupid squeeing kender.
Disrupt and Voice of Power, very very frightening me.
System Reset (System Reset) System Reset (System Reset) System reset - Maelstom rules.
Nooooo! I'm just a newbie, only 90xp.
He's just a newbie, he can't fight properly
Spare him his life from the demon Tormy!
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Antenor no! We will not let you go!
Let him go.
Bavarians will not let you go
Let him go.
Will not let you go
Let me go
Will not let you go
Let me go-ohhhhhh
No, no, no, no, no, no no!
Oh mama mia, mamma mia, mamma mia let me go.
Oh no, Sordan has some knives just set aside for me
For me
For meeeeeee.
So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye?
Get me down to zero and then leave me to die?
Oh baby
Can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out
Just gotta get right out of here
Singles don't do nothing
Anyone can see
You want to be doing doubles
Or magic flaming triples maybe
Any way the flange goes.