To the tune of "Money For Nothing" by Dire Straits
Now look at them mages that's the way you do it You do the magic in the ley nexi That ain't fightin' that's the way you do it Power for nothin' and chicks for free Now that ain't fightin' that's the way you do it Lemme tell ya watchin' ain't safe Maybe get eaten by demons out of nowhere. Maybe get eaten by some mad wraith. We gotta hunt down strange swoggy creatures Guards for hire, mercenaries. We gotta kill these watery goblins We gotta kill these rotting zombies We gotta hunt down strange swoggy creatures Guards for hire, mercenaries. We gotta kill these watery goblins We gotta kill these rotting zombies I shoulda learned to speak the Tengwar I shoulda learned to cast a spell Look at that novice, she wants to be in that circle Man that could have been swell And he's up there, what's that? Some kind of chanting? And smoke from the incense, how can he see? That ain't fightin' that's the way you do it Get your power for nothin' get your chicks for free We gotta hunt down strange swoggy creatures Guards for hire, mercenaries. We gotta kill these watery goblins We gotta kill these rotting zombies, Lord Now that ain't fightin' that's the way you do it You do the magic in the ley nexi That ain't fightin' that's the way you do it Power for nothin' and your chicks for free Power for nothin' and chicks for free