Since a lot of people tell me that our pantheon is dull, I've got a little list, I've got a little list, Of uninteresting deities I think we ought to cull, And who never would be missed, who never would me missed. There's the pestilential nuisances who want us all to die, And who either don't like healing or who don't know how to lie, The one whose priests raise zombies and unleash them on the town The one who bans all drinking and on sex is rather down And who.........insists, They'd none of them be missed, they'd none of them be missed.
... To be continued. Please feel free to add gods as it occurs to you.