(edit by mjj29 - first line of the chorus missing)
Verses: All verses are in the form: "Oh you'll never get to heaven, With an X Because an X is....(something that rhymes with X)" Verses may be mixed and matched with the chorus to taste. ...With a Humacti Because a Humacti is too angsty ...With a Priest of John Because he'll always make sure you live on ...With a Child of the Light Because the Children of the Light are not that bright ...With an Ishmundi Because an Ishmundi will see through me ...As Azraels' Man Because you can only die when he says you can ...With a Priest of Bast Because a Priest of Bast is not that fast ...With Vivamort Because Vivamort isn't the leaving sort ...By Sordan's knives Because Sordan's knives leave you alive ...With Morvana Because Morvana wouldn't go that far ...With a Mallanite Because a Mallanite would stand and fight ...In Luca's sleep Because Luca's sleep is far too deep ...In a Balance town Because as you go up then they'll go down ...At the Great Library Since the Seekers set All the demons free ...With Goblin Grob Because Goblin Grob's drunk too much grog ...With Kerrimar Because Kerrimar's still in the bar There are a few 'special' verses... If you get there Before I do Please dig a hole And pull me through If I get there Before you do I'll dig a hole And spit on you! Still needs Crofter and Astalon-Ziorbiana Jen and MattThe chorus I know is:
I ain't gonna grieve, I ain't gonna worry, I ain't gonna leave this world in a hurry, I ain't gonna grieve (i-e-i-e) my Lord no moreKoryne
And the one I know is:
I don't drink and I don't swear And I don't <scandalised voice>Ooh, you wouldn't dare< /> I ain't gonna grieve (i-e-i-e) my Lord no more[Pufferfish]
I always sang:
I ain't gonna spit, I ain't gonna swear
{or: I ain't gonna spit or shout or swear}
I ain't gonna pull my brother's hair...
[Kiyah]