I still can't decide on details like who the two rival groups, or the two star-crossed lovers. But then I realised that such details don't matter much for this song, and used Nocta and Lieutenant Lucie Rivers because it felt right for some reason.
, IMITATING Lucie
Hey you!
Nocta
Who me, Officer Lucie?
, IMITATING Lucie
Yeah you, gimme one good reason for not draggin' ya to the warlock’s guild, ya punk!
Nocta
Dear kind Lieutenant Lucie
You gotta understand
My leash is held too loosely,
So I get out of hand
Our mothers all are junkies
Our fathers all are drunks
Jumping Dragons, natcherly we're punks
JETS
Gee, Officer Lucie
We're very upset
We never had the love
That every child oughta get
We ain't no deliquents
We're misunderstood
Deep down inside us there is good
RIFF
There is good!
JETS
There is good, there is good
There is untapped good
Like inside, the worst of us is good
Nocta, IMITATING Lucie
That's a touching good story
RIFF
Lemme tell it to the world!
TIGER, IMITATING Lucie
Just tell it to the Head Warlock
Nocta
Dear Warlock sir, your Honour
My college treat me rough
They take away my focus
I can’t use it enough
I used a Ritual Circle,
Then somehow that was bad
Curs-ed Demon, that's why I'm so mad
, IMITATING Warlock
Right! Officer Lucie
You're really a square
This mage don't need a warlock
she needs an Justicar's care
It's just this demon,
That needs be addressed,
She's demonically possessed
RIFF
I'm possessed!
JETS
We're possessed, we're possessed
We're the most possessed
Like we're demonically possessed!
SNOWBOY IMITATING Warlock
Hear ye, hear ye. In the opinion of this court, this mage is disturbed on account of a demon taking over her body.
Nocta
Hey, I'm disturbed on account im displaced!
SNOWBOY IMITATING Warlock
So take her to a justicar. You!
ACTION
Who me?
Nocta
My demon beat my mind in
My mind then turned on me
It jumped out into Lawrence,
And someone spiked my tea
I saw a zombie with a moustache
And then one with a dress,
I was Hallucinating , that's why I'm a mess
ACTION IMITATING Justicar
Yes, Officer Lucie
She shouldn't be here
This mage don't need decursing
She needs a usefull Career.
Somebody's played her a terrible trick
And alchemically she's sick
Nocta
I am sick!
JETS
We are sick, we are sick
We are sick sick sick
Like we're alchemically sick
ACTION IMITATING Justicar
In my opinion, this child does not need to have a demon removed at all. Her behavior is due to alchemical sleaze.
Nocta
Hey, I got alchemical sleaze!
ACTION IMITATING justicar
So take her to the alchemists guild.
Nocta
Dear kindly potion maker
They tell me get a purge
And then some calming potions
To quell my burning urge
It's not that im pro-fire
I'm only anti-wood
Glory Osky, that's why I'm no good
Alchemist
Eek, Officer Lucie
You've done it again
This mage don't need a purge,
She needs a year in the pen
It ain't just a question of misunderstood
Deep down inside she's no good
Nocta
I'm no good
JETS
We're no good, we're no good
We're no earthly good
Like the best of us is no damn good
The trouble is she's crazy
The trouble is she drinks
The trouble is she's crazy
The trouble is she thinks
The trouble is she's growing
The trouble is she's grown
Lucie, we've got troubles of our own
Officer Lucie
We've readied our pyres
Nocta
'Cause no one wants a mage
Who starts massive fires
JETS
Dear Officer Lucie
What are we to do?
Gee, Officer Lucie
IGNITE you!
Hmm, i can't get the formatting right either. Oh well.