To the tune of Wild Rover:
- He'd been a Humacti for many a year,
- He slew lots of zombies and did not show fear,
- And now he has moved on to be with his lord,
- and he never will kill any undead no more.
To the tune of Loch Lomand (sung from Miriam's point of view):
- I'll take the high road,
- And he'll take the low road,
- And he'll be with Humact before me,
- For me and my true love will never meet again,
- On the bonny, bonny banks of the Granta.