His major goal in life is to kill his father. Unfortunately, he is only really accomplished at getting others to try and kill him. Within three weeks, he has been beaten up, attacked twice by the same dwarf, and has almost been assassinated. If he doesn't end up dead in a ditch somewhere within a couple of months, clearly the bar hasn't been trying hard enough.
1. Who are you?
Wulfric Siderung, nobility, servant of Vivamort. Why do you want to know?
2. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
'Had' brothers and sisters. The predicate is very important.
3. How old are you?
18
4. What's your height?
Not very. My brothers teased me about this, until I reminded them it made it easier for me to creep up on them, out of their line of sight.
5. Are you a virgin?
Yes. Is that a problem?
6. Who's your mate/spouse?
/Raises? eyebrow in a judgemental manner
7. Do you have any kids?
/Eyebrow? halfway up his forehead
8. What's your favorite food?
Roasted boar heart.
9. Have you killed anyone?
Only when I have been prevented from making them everliving.
10. Have any secrets?
You'll find that out when they get revealed, believe me...
11. Do you love anyone?
No
12. What is your job?
I do menial labour for the poor house, in exchange for a roof. Hardly the most glamorous career.
13. Boy or girl?
Male
14. What do you do to relax?
Read. then apply what I have read to the world around me.
15. There's a person who's teasing you; what could you do?
Wait until their guard is down, and teach them what a Vivamortian curse feels like.
16. Let’s say you have a person who you really care about but she/he doesn’t know about your feelings. How do you tell her/him?
I'm sorry, what about me makes you think I care about anyone?
17. What do you regret most in life?
That I was not strong enough to kill my father.
18. Do you like your maker?
If you mean my father, see my prior answer.
19. What do you fear?
Not being the voice that screams.