Session 1: A Season of Mists
Oli, describing Albert: "He has the face of someone who will have heroic features but hasn't developed them yet"
Andy, DMing: "The monster passes its saving throw vs instant death, and then dies"
Session 2: Welcome into my Parlour
Tea, describing Violeta: "She looks incredibly smug. You feel a near-irresistible urge to punch her in the face"
Drac: "I step forward and breathe fire. Make a reflex save"
Tea: "AAAAARGH" *falls unconscious*
Drac: You know the best part about lynch mobs? They taste delicious.
Session 3: ?
Well, Drac turned into one of these to help with communication difficulties:
So yeah. Nobody died. Nightmares, however... including a failed horror save by Drac's PC when he realised what he'd done...
Session something: Death in the Forest
Eleanor, to Lillian, via mind-link: "We should kill Varkam. He's a monster"
Drac, OC: "Well, I can't really argue with that..."
Andy, post PvP?: "I can't say I'm surprised. You were more evil than the NPCs with the Evil subtype."
Tea, solving an enemy running away: "I draw a crossbow, shoot him in the back, and shout some sort of witty quip. Like "Stop!"
DM: "Anyone with a spot higher than 10, you realise there are lots of wolves here. Anyone with a spot higher than 30, you realise the wolves are following you. Drac, with that Knowledge Planes check you remember that Imps can turn into wolves"
Eleanor: "Hm, that's lots of wolves"
Lillian: "I think we're being followed by the wolves"
Drac: "Those aren't wolves, they're demons disguised as wolves"
Tea: *fails Madness save, falls off horse*