Cap'n Bob. An honest merchant shipwrecked in this fair city. And stop that sniggering at the back.
2. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Nope.
3. Are you a virgin?
Bwa ha ha ha ha. No.
4. Who's your mate/spouse?
Nothing permament.
5. Do you have any kids?
None that I will admit to.
6. How do you see people?
Things to be bonked, bargained with or run away from.
7. What do you fear?
Boredom.
8. What's your favorite food?
Too many to list. I put the gourmand into gourmet.
9. Have you killed anyone?
Many times. Mostly other less honest merchants than my good self.
10. Have any secrets?
Quite a few.
11. Do you love anyone?
Only the sea.
12. What is your job?
Honest Merchant. Respectable even. Honestly.
13. Boy or girl?
Both?
14. What do you do to relax?
Good food, good drink, good sex, good sleep.
15. There's a person who's teasing you; what could you do?
Laugh with them.
16. Let’s say you have a person who you really care about but she/he doesn’t know about your feelings. How do you tell her/him?
Ask them out for a drink/dinner.
17. What do you regret most in life?
Lets just list that under the "Many secrets" heading please?
18. Do you like your maker?
Oooo yes. I am her furry catnip plaything, but I love her dearly.