And I never wanted to be a phallic symbol, it just happened. --Laura (after describing herself as a maypole)
Jacob is a pumpkin! --Lupie
So, triangles are the opposite of sheep... --Lupie again
I'm not Sordan, I'm his bitch --Ian as the Sordanite angel
Obviously I need spiritual knees --Geoff (with reference to hitting a vampire's privates)