Humour/WhyWeAreStillInTheWessexArms

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  1. It's the only bar that serves real ale.
  2. It's the only bar that stays open late.
  3. It's really a training ground of a benign force who uses it to select characters to save the world in the 3rd Year Goodbye, so the characters have no choice in going there.
  4. All of the characters are really masochists and enjoy being attacked by demons and undead.
  5. Except Sarah, who went because it's the best place to find a cuddly bastite/pyrokin/hydrokin/dark mage.
  6. The characters are all ta'veren, and so if one goes the rest are pulled there by the pattern
  7. Some of us are getting paid to keep it standing.
  8. It's the only bar in Grantabrugge that doesn't have strict race/guild laws about entry
  9. Some of the characters have been barred from every other bar in town
  10. Judging by the bar Sesqui and Darien found themselves in last time, it's the only salubrious place in town
  11. It's the Friday Night headquarters of the Traders Union!
  12. The trouble will follow the characters no matter which bar they go to.

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