So Pia came up with an idea that spread to Hobnoblin. They took it to IRC and this happened.
- "baby don't need no mind control to get me into your pants' - Hobnobin
- "Ooh! The alchemy between us is inflicting some crazy passion on me." - Pia
- Are you a pyrokin, 'cos you set my loins on fire - Hobnoblin
- No, sweetie. I'm an aerokin, and Imma blow you good. - Pia
- Oh, I'm a hydrokin and I can make you wet. - Jim
- You're clearly at the brown college, cause you're hardening my staff - Biscuits
- You don't need no bladesharp to sharpen my blade. - Pia
- I'll smite certain parts of your body real good - Hobnoblin
- don't take no knowing miracles to know the truth that you're fuckin hot - Hobnoblin
- Is that a dagger in your pants, or are you happy to see me? - Pia
- No, baby. It's a whole longsword.
- Oh baby, I've got knowledge of *your* armoury contents - Biscuits
- Are you a Vivamortian, 'cos you make my dick rise from the dead - Pia
- "I'm a Crafterite, wanna help me spread my seed?" - Biscuits
- Hey green mage, want to learn the spell "Create Liquid"? - Biscuits
- Hey priest are you Kor-mackin' on me? - Hobnoblin
- "I'm a light mage, wanna see my dazzling glory?" - Biscuits
- "You're clearly a blue mage, because sparks are flying here." - Biscuits
- "Turn around darling, you'll like it when I backstab you." - Pia
- "my dear, you IGNITE my heart" - tea
- Fur and leather isn't all I can harden. - Hobnoblin
- [orc] Are you a Mallanite? Because I need a Great Fist. - MorkaisChosen
- "Want to taste my elixir of euphoria?" - Biscuits
- I've got 8 levels in agility and boy do they come in handy - Hobnoblin
- I'll tantalize you with my Light Fingers, Subdue you, and then Conceal my Item in you. - Pia, with a correction by tea
- "Care to test my weapon expertise?" - Biscuits
- "Hmm, I think I need a bit more familiarity to be able to recognise your scent." - Biscuits
- Seeing you undressed is definitely one of my berserk triggers... - Hobnoblin
- Hey there, want to watch me empower my magic weapon? - Hobnoblin
- Be careful - if you harden my Spirit Weapon, sparks will fly. - MorkaisChosen
- "I can think of several rituals we won't need a permit for." - Pia
- "Hey, wanna exchange arcane connections?" - Nyeti
- "Do I need a permit to use your ritual circle?" - Biscuits
- "All my ley-lines cross at you." - Pia
- As a white mage, I can guarantee that I'll dazzle you with my glorious weapon - Hobnoblin
- "I wanna empower my rod to channel your ley lines." - MorkaisChosen
- "Can I fire my prismatic blast in your face?" - Pia
- "I've been doing some research in the Grey college, would you like a Magic Fist?" - Biscuits
- "Honey, you awaken more me than just spiritually." - Pia
- "Ah, poor broken thing, would you like to feel Lady Bast's touch inside of you? CURE 3" -Jim. And I have more vocals for next year!
- (From an Alchemist) "You, me, C, G" -Jim Hilariously, C and G is the recipe for both lube AND contraceptive! It's a double win!