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"What's that Lassie? Timmy's a Vivamortian?" Award for most likely to be an undercover priest
So does Nicolaa win this now? --Joey
Depends if anyone expected it... --MorkaisChosen
The week I thought it might be the case was also the week I found out for sure --IVANS

August and Alistaire award for most likely to kill another PC

Ailooholt. --Tea
The Orc (Bralack) --Kelpie
Althea. Especially if we get a manipulative old man with an adorable kitten. --MorkaisChosen
Taf --TimB

I would like to note taht only one of these has murdered someone :P --Tea
I am not sure thats actually true. :P (Comment made 11/10/2013. Original comment possibly was true when typed) --Corin

Rasputin Award for most likely to somehow survive an impossible situation

Cedric
Will. I'm not sure how or why, but I bet he does - Porange
Dorfs. By blind luck and audacity - Porange
Taf (again) --TimB

Porange is beginning to suspect her nominations may be a death sentence'
Well, there's four nominations here, of whom three are now dead. Cedric and Melissa both made pretty good goes of it though. --Tea

Remember Wainton award for most likely to commit an atrocity in the name of a cause

Ailooholt --Tea
What cause? ;-) --MorkaisChosen
'Ailooholt' :-P --Tea
Althea - Porange
Lyzander - Porange
Taf and or Yarrow - Porange

Hazel Award for worst dress sense

Sorrel "Seriously that's like 3 armour point's worth of shinies" Deadwood. --Jim
What with those orange and blue stripes and that amazingly garish cloak, I'm surprised no-one has gone blind yet from looking at Willow. ~Pia
\o/ ~Hark
Bonehead, purely for that yellow fur-trimmed cloak. --Fraser

Skraal Award for dodgiest bastard

Dennis manages to project this, but there's an honourable mention for Chevron's dwarves --Tea
Winterlove's tailor --Joey
Bonehead.
Any Balance priest --TimB
Seconded --Nyeti

Comedy Vivamortian award for lowest life expectancy

Also the dorfs, specifically Lysander, eventually he will poke the wrong thing and ti will go "boom" - Porange
"Lol" --Tea
Anyone played by Kelpie :P -Hobnoblin
Hey! No...wait...totally legit. Oops :P -Kelpie
Carla Webb award for biggest plot-hound

Nicolaa --TimB

Brother Gilbert award for stupidest ritual or rite

Alferwen's 'blessing'. --MorkaisChosen
Worked as intended, entirely and without flaw. Admittedly it could be argued that this is the point :P - Porange
I feel that the incredibly stupid result being the intended purpose exalts this above cases of mere Be Careful What You Wish For backfiring, yes. --MorkaisChosen
Keshrel, for connecting himself to the power of the ritual circle as an early warning system --TimB

Luthos Award for scariest bastard in the bar

Abel. -Locksmith
Althea. Well, she scares me :P -Kelpie

Moreton-Karchev award for sleeping around

Leith. Especially after that Laundress encounter -Kelpie
Thank you so much! :3 --Nyeti

Fomkin Award for shameless preaching

Oh, Keric. You and your justice. ~Pia

Rec Poison Award for paranoia

Geoff's crossbow'd chap, with the bunny hunting thing -Kelpie
Alferwen. Because 'It Might Be Reverse Pschology!' is the very last thing we wanted to hear -Kelpie

Still Do I Sing Bonny Boys award for driving the other characters up the wall

Alferwen wishes to nominate Melissa and Lyzander, for trying to tip them upside down to read the maker's mark on the bottom.
Aana would like to second them. They're not bad folks, but they keep getting into the ritual circle...
Willow thirds this, for Melissa blowing up the bar with a Kobold.
That's not really "Frustrating" so much as "inevitable"... :P --Tea
Ailooholt, for managing to be described variously as "the mad one" and "the kitten woman," among other things. --MorkaisChosen

Best NPC award

Swog! ~Pia
the Wuzziest Necromancer, who just couldn't come to the WA without a few 'guards'-Kelpie
Alferwen's Mum (She's got it going on) - Porange

Jonah Award for the character most dangerous to be in a linear party with

So... so... many choices... -Porange
Ailooholt -Kelpie
Lyzander! BLOW ALL THE GRENADES -Kelpie
Taf and Yarrow, surely... "getting Taffed" is a thing these days. --Nyeti

Cannon Fodder Award for character most likely to die for their cause/for another character.

Althea - Porange
Kerric - Kelpie

Fuzzball Award for the fluffiest bugger in the bar

Alferwen for being the mercenary guild's Pikachu, more-or-less. Also, it has a daddy now. D'aww! ~Pia
They even explode occassionally nowadays... - Porange

"I am the Lord of the Nether Hells!" Award for the best quote

Will with 'Now for the classic incantation. RISE MY CREATION, RISE!' ~Hark

Black Molly "Legless" Morgagni Award for most impressive injuries sustained

Bathory's flayed back, anyone? ~Pia
and the fire...-Kelpie
Coton linear party collectively. --Tea

Worst year of the year award

John Forrester. --Tea

Award for sheer blind luck in the face of an improbable situation

Monumental Screw Up Award, for those who have truly, deeply messed up

It's not a character, but can we give it to the Red College on account of "Lightist Lord Protector"? ~Pia
Seconded. --Tea
Alferwen --Ahdok
The 3ygb linear party. For Reasons -Kelpie
With the benefit of hindsight, was this the case? --Nyeti
'So we'll call one of the Drow Heirs fighty McFightyPants? for now, and they'll be the WORST CHOICE'. 'But what if the players pick them?' 'They won't, they're not 3 dead slugs. And if they do, well, the negotiations are HARD MODE' You made Steph, backed by Drac, into the Drow Queen. This trumps the 'smashing the bottle of cure' on the linear!-Kelpie
I was under a roleplaying effect when I smashed the bottle of cure, I cannot be blamed for any stupid actions I took at that point. :-P --MorkaisChosen
<3 you for that reaction to the Voices :D -Kelpie

I Just Shot Marvin In The Face Award for Poor Trigger Discipline

Justin, for accidentally knocking his mercenary unconcious. (not actually truly deeply messed up, but I felt that this deserved some kind of award) --Joey
Althea. For that poor Humacti who's only mistake was looking a bit dodgy. --Joey

Tears of Morvana award flying in the face of logic, common sense or consequences

The Dorfs. You know which ones I mean. --MorkaisChosen
Team Morvana, for getting a warning from Morvana about their plan and proceeding with something much like it ANYWAY. --Jim
But...I...yeah. But dead people can't be spirit wracked! --Kelpie
Bathory, for misinterpreting a vision from Justice that literally gave instructions in 100 foot letters of fire. - Jim
The City. For electing a kender as mayor. -Hark
Seconded to hell and back :P -Kelpie

Best soap opera award

Aana and Will, for the situation with Will and Aana. --ahdok
This nomination pleases me greatly. ~Pia
Bathory, Althea and the sequential ultimate faiths and having to explain it to each other... - Porange (who feels the self nomination here needed to be done)
Seconded with much glee. --Kelpie

Both of these were such adorable soap opera love stories... Can I vote for both? --Nyeti
Am not capable of self nomination but I want Iska and Vala to be up here ('Ultimate Faithing and then admitting 'she's the only woman I ever loved' and Vala agreeing to return to the city if only they let Iska live? No?)-Kelpie

I feel dirty self-nominating but Maia and Leith spent over half an hour looking at the floor and saying "um" to each other. And their players enjoyed it, wtf. --Pufferfish

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