Humour/CharacterAwards11

"What's that Lassie? Timmy's a Vivamortian?" Award for most likely to be an undercover priest. )

    Surely this is currently Glenn and Ari....? - Zebbie

Justin ...I don't even know if he counts. --Chevron

Depends whether we're going for "Wait, Timmy's a priest?" or "Wait, Timmy's not a Sordanite?" --MorkaisChosen

August and Alistaire award for most likely to kill another PC

    Taf. or Gerof. - Zebbie
    I think Glenn and Ari might have this one as well considering... -Drac

Rasputin Award for most likely to somehow survive an impossible situation

    Taf. or Gerof. (again) - Zebbie
    Gerof. Some how, some way. -Porange

Remember Wainton award for most likely to commit an atrocity in the name of a cause

   Aloysius? Or Thunderheart. - Zebbie

Definitely Thunderheart because he was well on the way to it before a demon ate him. --Jim

   John, for all the right reasons -Porange

Bathory or Matthias.

Hazel Award for worst dress sense

    All the Kender, with a special mention for Emily's character who is occasionally mistaken for one based on her clothing. - Zebbie

Skraal Award for dodgiest bastard

   Natterscrat. - Zebbie

Arturo --Chevron

Comedy Vivamortian award for lowest life expectancy

   Jacob, came into play one interactive, executed by PVP in the next. See also Kingshaped.

Tibia's 'friends'. "Hello, I have new undead frien...." *gankgankgank* *Kender tantrum* --Jim

Carla Webb award for biggest plot-hound

   Apodidae. For physically eating the plot. --Ahdok

Brother Gilbert award for stupidest ritual or rite

    Apodidae. "I know what we should do! Drink bits of crackbeasts!" --MorkaisChosen

Luthos Award for scariest bastard in the bar

   Abel or Ari and Glenn. Argghhhhhhh -Porange   
 Agreed - Zebbie

Abel. -Locksmith

Geroff --Chevron

Moreton-Karchev award for sleeping around

I guess Pip by default! --Chevron

Ivan, from beyond the grave ;-) --Pufferfish

That sleeping wasn't 'around', it was very specific. :P ---Corin

I'm sure there's a "Yo momma" joke just waiting to be born of this. --Chevron

I assure you Astrid took alchemicals to *not* to be a momma... --Pufferfish

Fomkin Award for shameless preaching

  Justin - Zebbie

Guess I need to do more preaching... --Ahdok

Rec Poison Award for paranoia

Matthias

Still Do I Sing Bonny Boys award for driving the other characters up the wall

Pip and/or Apodidae --Chevron

Sorry, Thunderheart --Chevron

Thunderheart

Gerof

Best NPC award

Sgt Fletcher --Pufferfish

Jonah Award for the character most dangerous to be in a linear party with

    Ari and Glenn - Porange

Cannon Fodder Award for character most likely to die for their cause/for another character.

John --Chevron

Flo --Chevron

John and Flo, in a simultaneous futile attempt to save the other --Pufferfish

I think it deserves a mention that they both survived the PBB. In part because John shouted at Flo until she said she wouldn't overcast yet. --MorkaisChosen

Possibly Bathory.

Fuzzball Award for the fluffiest bugger in the bar

Do you mean physically fluffy or metaphorically fluffy?

"I am the Lord of the Nether Hells!" Award for the best quote

    Glenn. The beautifully simple response to his god asking what he wants from his Ultimate Faith- "I want to KILL THEM ALL!" --MorkaisChosen

Black Molly "Legless" Morgagni Award for most impressive injuries sustained

    Finley! - Porange

Natterscrat --Chevron

John Forrester, 2 pairs of legs on 2 consecutive weeks. Then a doom curse. --Jim

For reference, Natterscrat has only actually lost 5 limbs and a nose since entering play. --Ahdok

Worst year of the year award

    Meredith seems to be havig some kind of a breakdown... -Zebbie

Award for sheer blind luck in the face of an improbable situation

Monumental Screw Up Award, for those who have truly, deeply messed up

   Rothmir and Natil, for helping Ari and Glenn into the Black Library. Oops. --MorkaisChosen

Tears of Morvana award flying in the face of logic, common sense or consequences

   Aloysius shoving his miracle ridden arm into a crack in the ground -Porange

Seconded by Meredith :P

   Some Vivamortians and some Azraelites went into a Humacti Temple.... - Zebbie
   Meredith nominates bloody Thunderheart :P

Best soap opera award

   The 3ygb. All of it. -Porange

[Kingshaped] award (SFW, rest of the site VERY MUCH NOT.)

   Jacob, getting stabbed up for being a fake Azraelite- by Ari and Glenn, with a minor assist from Justin. --MorkaisChosen