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"What's that Lassie? Timmy's a Vivamortian?" Award for most likely to be an undercover priest. )

Edwin. All that claiming to be "just plain old human" has to be a front --Drac
Can Marrick get a special mention for undercover mage? :P --Locksmith
The actual genuine undercover priest. --I

August and Alistaire award for most likely to kill another PC

I reckon this goes to Edwin, on the grounds that he's the person most likely to get the backing of the bar to do it. --Jacob
I win! --Jacob

Rasputin Award for most likely to somehow survive an impossible situation

Ernest, on previous showing. --Locksmith
'Molly seemed good at this trick... If you include "dead but lively with it" under survive -Porange'

Remember Wainton award for most likely to commit an atrocity in the name of a cause

Ivan or Talis -Porange
Ivan and Natasha --I

Hazel Award for worst dress sense

Molly's green dress, oh my eyes, my poor innocent eyes, etc. -Corin

Skraal Award for dodgiest bastard

"Barney". --Jacob
Seems that pretending to be an oni cultist really is a way of hiding as a Sordanite. Not a good way, but a way. --Andrew
Will. Somehow seemingly follows the letter of everything but still seems *incredibly* dodgy with it -Porange

Comedy Vivamortian award for lowest life expectancy

Brutus. Murder before he became a PC, somehow still alive. I don't get it. --Andrew
Brutus. I concur. --Delvy

Carla Webb award for biggest plot-hound

Rosamund, who admittedly doesn't go looking for most of it. --I
It's amazing how much plot gets dragged to you when you have REC and Talk To calls... :P --Locksmith
And how much drops on you if you add yourself to my family tree... --Jacob

Brother Gilbert award for stupidest ritual or rite

I nominate Cal and Edwin, for their "run through the circle in full plate" experiments. --Jacob
Did either of them actually manage to get zapped though. I raise them a double through and a strikedown 10. -Susann/malselene
Faye and the ritual which resulted in her death and lightning bolts --Porange
Seconded (and I don't think the full magnitude of that one has yet to be revealed...) --I
Thirded by Rosamund. --Locksmith

Luthos Award for scariest bastard in the bar

Tallis. He appears to have aquired penultimate cosmic power without anyone else noticing, and could probably have the rest of the bar executed. --Jacob
"Ultimate cosmic power, itty-bitty living space" sadly --Delvy
Lawrence or Galwyn. --Locksmith
Posthumously nominating Ivan, for being the one person Molly thought twice about winding up. Or possibly Edwin -Porange
But Edwin is fluffy and nice! :P --Rosamund

Moreton-Karchev award for sleeping around

Marrick if I understand correctly is currently ahead in this category. --Delvy
Seconded --Locksmith

Fomkin Award for shameless preaching

Lawrence is trying, drat it... --I

Rec Poison Award for paranoia

I could tell you who is winning this but then I would have to kill you --Delvy
Greenheel. Greenheel Greenheel Greenheel. --Locksmith

Still Do I Sing Bonny Boys award for driving the other characters up the wall

Molly wishes to nominate Petru...
Tallis. Is there a character that hasn't wanted to shout at him?
Heresy and Rosamund both nominate Molly. --Locksmith
Talis pips Molly to the post. Just. --I
Delvy's chap with the lute -- is it Zillis? --Tea

Best NPC award

Master Fire, Master Tyrus iirc. Never have I have been more nervous inviting someone for dinner. --Delvy
Ruthilda
Fliss' Sordanite hostess --I
Seconded. --Jacob
Alasdair Truesight. --malselene
Sebastian or Laertides, both of which had absolutely perfected smug git. -Porange

Jonah Award for the character most dangerous to be in a linear party with

That's so going to be Rosamund if she survives to go on the PBB :P --Locksmith
Umm "Alex" and Brutus? --Andrew
No, that was last year. :) --Locksmith
Topaz. That was hilarious. Poor Val. --Andrew

Cannon Fodder Award for character most likely to die for their cause/for another character.

Ivan or Edwin -Porange
Natasha --I
Marrick --Locksmith
We have a runner-up, if not a winner! --Locksmith
I think technically Fae just won this one... --Jacob

Fuzzball Award for the fluffiest bugger in the bar

Molly. She tries so hard not to be, it's adorable. --Jacob
Faye --Malselene

"I am the Lord of the Nether Hells!" Award for the best quote

Black Molly "Legless" Morgagni Award for most impressive injuries sustained

Blake surely deserves a mention here. --I
The death of Drac's wargaunt impressed me. --Jacob
While this is bad form, Ardan appears to have used more blood than the whole monster crew on a horror linear... --Tea

Worst year of the year award

Larksong. Poor Larksong -Porange

Award for sheer blind luck in the face of an improbable situation

Edwin and the terms of the Midwife's UF :P --Locksmith

Monumental Screw Up Award, for those who have truly, deeply messed up

Greeeeeenheel :P
Faye, rather grimly. --Jacob

Tears of Morvana award flying in the face of logic, common sense or consequences

Team mercenary, for going back through the teleporter to rescue the drow. Except being unwilling to trust any of the other mercenaries with the treasure, so all of them went, taking the treasure back with them. --Drac
Rosamund nominates Faye...
I think the first linear party of Lent, which managed to piss off *both* sides of an incipient civil war with most if not all party members not knowing exactly to what end they were doing so deserves a mention. :P

Best soap opera award

The trainwreck of Molly, Lawrence and Fae. :D --Locksmith

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