Please correct me if I've misquoted any of these. Also, if any were said IC, please let me know which character said them. And, of course, add more! --Valtiel
Felicity: He will NOT manage to persuade me to Greater Summon Kakatal!
Flying_O: What's that, Angelo? You trapped Corristo down a well?
ahdok: I'm just adding random crap to my head.
KT: I had great fun with this hand last time.
Bluebottle: Ok, I've given Carla an eighth-level miracle that gives her visions of the past or the future...
Valtiel: The future? For fuck's sake, not the future! We can't actually see into the future! It's impossible to physrep!
(during yet another rainstorm)
Dave P:How about a level 8 miracle "Control Weather"?
Lupie: You don't see any rubber-fetishist squirrels, do you?
(During a discussion comparing knowledge miracles to the internet)
Tristan: Does your flat-rate dialup ever turn into a wight and kill you?
Koryne: I think the relationship between Jacob and myself has reversed at the moment.
Tristan: You smell! I banish you for a thousand years!
(Bluebottle is carrying the severed arm)
Valtiel: Do you need a hand with that?
(Bluebottle smacks him with the arm for Single)
Valtiel: Ow! Well, at least you can't call more than Double with it. It's a one-handed weapon.
(after running around being chased by the character party until nearly OOC dead)
Jacob: Go and play a ritualist, they said. Ping out if you're threatened, they said.
Tristan: What's that, Lassie? We should use our Knowledge miracles?
Valtiel: They haven't got it yet. I'm sending Viridian to drop a hint the size of a cathedral on them.
Pufferfish: Oh god, I need a bun, don't I?
Jacob: (after a confused pause) Oh, you mean the hairdo!
Androidkiller: Sideways is the way forward.
Garuda: We are not giving Kiram retractable adamantium claws.
net: Wide Detect your mum!
(upon seeing Bluebottle sitting down in the Morvana armour, with the shoulders of the armour at ear-level)
Valtiel: This god has no. Fucking. Neck.
Inquisitor: She's Morvana! She has no fucking anything.
(well, I had to get one Rocky Horror Show reference in there somewhere)
(After the release of Garm and Fenrir, the wolves of the hunt)
Androidkiller: o/~ Who let the dogs out? o/~
Bluebottle: That corset puts the "tit" in "Titania".
Valtiel: You (Carla) haven't died yet, you (Ebron) haven't been killed yet, but you're both dead.
Tristan: The Temple of Morvana is a building! It can't go around killing people!
Valtiel: Horatio wants to disguise himself as a Kender- (cut off by everyone bursting into fits of laughter)
Bluebottle: SINGLE SINGLE SINGLE... Argh! Tickle Through!
Taxellor: So, a Lich, an angel and a werewolf walk into a bar... (I think this one was actually IC, I'm not sure)
Flying_O: Hello, Unity! Are you thinking of getting a penis enlargement?
Valtiel: Angelo is dressed as a Kender, the angel is wearing a big hat, and the Lich is hiding behind the toilet door.
Entimix: Why is there an undead Vivamortian in the privy?
Felicity: Carla is actually slightly reluctant to murder people.
Bluebottle: Vivamort is the pantheon's bicycle.
Horatio (to the fey of losing) Losing! Help me!
"So Luthos forgot about his DAC again?" ~Unattributed and probably badly misquoted.
Everyone: NO EGGS!
Donn: (whispered) Kill them all. Take their lands.
Nechtan: Lord Donn says we just want to go home.
Carla: (after being turned into a Wight) The followers of four gods are commanded to kill me. Including yours.
Horatio: Yes. But...not yet.
Carla: (a little later) Drat. make that five gods.
"We need a broom. Over."
"Send demons. Lots of demons. Over."
"We love Vivamort. Over."