Drac/WillUpdate2012

Due to house buying I have put off the annual will update this year, so high time to sort it out, also it occurs to me that most of my friends aren't on livejournal any more, so circulating via other mediums as well.

Simply put, I have a lot of stuff. By default all of my stuff, including the house, goes to my parents. However a lot of it, particulally my LARP stuff neither of them will have a clue what to do with, so I am deciding for them.

Following on from previously in the traditional adventuring hero of "loot the bodies!" Who wants bits of my stuff? If you know about something of mine that you wouldn't mind prying from my cold dead fingers, then by all means list it up here. This was originally for LARP kit, but I have a lot of other stuff too.

You may be too late, after last years some of my kit is already willed to people. I don't intend to say if you are written in, just if something you ask for is already spoken for. I will leave discovering how much I like you until after it is no longer my problem.

Rules of the game:

• You have to attend my funeral. Crying optional but prefered. No funeral attendance = no stuff.
• You do not get to know if you are written into the will beforehand, that would spoil the game.
• You are responsibe for collecting the items at a time convenient for my parents and transporting them to where-ever you happen to live, my parents will not be posting any of them. Transport will probably be from my house in Cambridge, but may be from Milton Keynes.
• No, you may not have the house.
• If I am found dead with large numbers of stab wounds several of you are disinherited. Malselene this means you.
• If I have a "misterious accident" several of you are disinherited. Chevron, I'm looking at you.
• If I have a "misterious bear related accident" Joe Rooney, Helen Dixon, Nathaniel Rouland and Oliver Beck are disinherited.
• The trick to bumping me off is therefore to work out which list you are on, but it may be all of them.
• Given funeral attendance is mandatory you are automatically added to list B (below), so I need to have some way of contacting you that can be used by my parents. (That means postal address, email or phone).

Any LARP stuff not willed to people will be auctioned and funds split between the RAF Association and the Royal British Legion. But will requests are not limited to my LARP gear if you happen to know of other things I own that you would like.

Lists

In addition to my will I maintain 2 lists of people to contact.

List A is "people to contact if I am seriously injured." Basically anything that will incapacitate me to such an extent that I suddenly drop off the face of the world.

List B is "people to contact if I am dead." This implicitly includes everyone in list A, and everyone who is willed something.

If you would be added to either list, let me know.

As before this is just the annual update, I am not expecting to shuffle off the mortal coil any time soon unless some of you lot "help".