The Hopeless Crush: Grenadine, pineapplejuice, lime juice, two of your favourite blatantly incompatible fruit liquers, and an umbrella
The Friendzone: Some form of layered shot with tabasco between the layers.
The Flo and John: Black Sambuca or possible Kahlua (it's denser), spiced rum, topped with Wray and Nephew's and ignited.
--Jim