1. Who are you?
I's Study. (offers hand for shaking)
2. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
I has dozens. Prob'ly all fucking dead now though.
3. How old are you?
I hasn't kept count. Maybe 'bout two mans' hands? (Tha's twenny, if you're not fucking hard of thinking like the fucking mud elves.)
4. What's your height?
I's a little bugger. I dunno. Maybe you can fucking measure me.
5. Are you a virgin?
Heh heh heh heh heh.
6. Who's your mate/spouse?
Don' 'ave one right now. Yeh offrin'?
7. Do you have any kids?
'ope not. Ackshlly, don't care if I do. More Venins don't make much diff'rnce.
8. What's your favorite food?
Meat. Pref'rbly salty and steamin' fresh. Failin' that, anything you got.
9. Have you killed anyone?
Not person'l like. Ain't no fucking good at it.
10. Have any secrets?
Hah hah hah. Like I'd fucking answer that, mate.
11. Do you love anyone?
I's a Venin. We don' really do dat.
12. What is your job?
Right now looks like it's bein' cut up by some fucking druid. Yeah, fuck you, Destructor, and your fucking gifts. Better than bein' caught up in some fucking hopeless battle with fucking avatars of fucking destruction though.
13. Boy or girl?
Wanna look? Ah mean, serious, maybe you can fucking figure it out.
14. What do you do to relax?
I don't fucking relax. I'm a fucking Venin.
15. There's a person who's teasing you; what could you do?
Stab them in the fucking eye, I dunno? Just fucking ignore them.
16. Let's say you have a person who you really care about but she/he doesn't know about your feelings. How do you tell her/him?
By saving their fucking arse from the fire, that's what. If they need more than that, they're fucking awkward and not fucking worth it.
17. What do you regret most in life?
Showing up with that bunch of fucking rat-weasels and not shivving fucking Three Eyes when I had a fucking chance. No offense, you fucker, but you really piss me off sometimes.
18. Do you like your maker?
He's a fucking bastard and also a complete wanker. I'd fucking stab him in the eyes, but he'd fucking enjoy it too. D'ya hear me, you cunt? I fucking hate you and it's worse when you're fucking right all the fucking time. Hmm. Maybe he's not so much of a wanker. Just a TOTAL FUCKING CUNT.
19. What do you fear?
Gettin' dead, the fucking Destructor, what the fuck do you think? Bottom of the fucking food chain here, mate, fucking shit-scared of every fucking thing, not that it fucking helps.