Ornithocracy PC
Courier and College Porter with House Lovelorn, messenger for anyone who'll pay or if it sounds funny.
Also a GREAT CRAYON ARTIST AND MUSE TO DREAMERS.
Responsible as in "Pendleton was responsible for that crap", but also as in "Don't let the Students Break themselves Too Much".
This may now extend to being the Veil's Smart Guy now Christopher has become Important to Parliament. OH DEAR.
Things Broken To Date:
- 1 Room, filled with a huge Despair Field
- Bugs Bunny, Filled with criticism of the futility of violence.
- Possibly Captain America, with a plan involving Objectification Butt, an overwhelming love of baseball and wax crayons.
- Fake Elsie, beaten down and led around on a rope for the rest of the event.
- Himself, blown up by poorly targeted Birdsong. Twice.
(pic by David Mumford)