CLSWiki: History/YearNineInteractiveTwo

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There was a puzzle in the Gossip which claimed that solving it would summon an extra-planar companion. Someone was bored. It got solved in very short order by Malselene/Imayn. Shortly afterwards some sort of fae appeared, but Imayn was told by the Warlocks that she was not allowed to keep it..
More plants showed up. One of them wanted its mummy. Another seems to have poisoned ahdok/Milton?.
Arewen Pugh declared that there would be a curfew. A large number of those gathered declared their intention to break it.
Cracks in the walls ate a spirit weapon... and the mayor's arm.
Pirates...
Law enforcement occurred, seemingly slightly at random.
MorkaisChosen/JohnForrester managed to get incredibly drunk.
There were some dwarves wanting to collect trash. But only if they were paid for it.
A number of people and things with strange markings upon their face entered the bar, seemingly all desperate to get to the crack in the wall.
Stange, child-like voices could be heard throughout the evening, begging anyone who could hear them to free them. They sounded incredibly tormented and harrowing.
Magical rituals were tried to discover more about both the cracks and the voices, to no avail.
Some undead attacked. They were nowhere near as threatening to public safety as the arguments between/caused by the Humacti and Azraelites who showed up afterwards to deal with the fallout.
A pair of dwarves came in to offer to dispose of 'trash for cash', using ancient secret dwarven techniques of rubbish disposal. They were paid to dispose of some regenerating undead bodies. Later questioning as to who hired them drew a blank when they stuck to their confidentiality clause.
Some not-goblins (air magic variants thereon) came into the bar to ask if anyone had seen their squid. Some people tried to help, some people teased them. Eventually, a band of kender attacked, believing them to be goblins. When asked if they were colourblind, the kender replied 'yes', which instantly revealed a huge amount about kender culture and dress sense.
The not-goblins were patched up and taken squid trapping by TimB/Abel, who happened to have a barge full of suitable squid bait, by which we mean 'rotting eels'.