I reffed 2012-2013 as Smut Ref. As in, all the DTs like "we have an orgy and the house burns down?" Me. Biscuits and Porange conspired to produce the most innuendo-filled DT submission they could for their PCs same-sex honeymoon. As expected, this got passed along to me to deal with. Both players were perfectly fine with me posting this :D.
DT Submission
Major Action:
Honeymoon: Sir Althea and Sir Bathory, after their rather impromptue wedding, spend the week on a Traditional Paladin Honeymoon: Including: Smiting the undead, "smiting the undead", a vigorous afternoon of sword practice, "sword practice", stave practice and "stave practice, followed by a relaxing afternoon of buffing armour, "buffing armour", polishing their swords, "polishign their swords", patrollign and them some more "patrolling". The rest of the week is spent visiting the temple of Justice, "visiting the temple of Justice", attending services at the temple of Humact, "attending services at the temple of Humact", quiet prayer and contemplation, "quiet prayer and contemplation", robust theological discussion and "robust theological discussion". Throughout this they both act honourably and "act honourably".
Minor action: ...And then they had sex.
DT Return
Swept up in the arms of your beautiful, ruthlessly violent wife Althea, you are borne over the threshold of an abandoned hut in the fens and gleefully impale the ghoul that you found hiding in the shack. Decorating your love-nest with the traditional post-nuptial arsenal, you proceed to bury the still-twitching clawed fiend in a deep, slick hole in the mossy marsh. An afternoon of "sparring practice" follows, where you thrust at each other with your stiff weapons and spar with your hard wooden rods until sweaty and breathless. Another afternoon is spent rubbing your hands enthusiastically over each other's steely curves, then carefully oiling them with a soft cloth to prevent rust. One night, you dream that a large undead monstrosity holds up a banner that says "CONGRATULATIONS BATHORY AND ALTHEA Love, Maia xxx". You hack it to pieces and then dance around its disintegrating corpse, waving the banner around. Then you kiss, and the dream fades out.
Visiting each others' temples, you become intimately aware of each faith's preferred styles of worship. The proud cupolas of the domed Humacti cathedral press against the skyline, a contrast to the strict lines and naked stone of the rebuilt Temple of Justice. As each of you enters your wife's temple, you maintain an respectful silence, but as you explore further in, you feel the time is right for some robust discussion on points of faith. Throughout your passionate paladinatic honeymoon, the pair of your are exceptionally honourable, often demonstrating your honour to each other several times a day.
And then you have sex. *eyebrows*