CLSWiki: Jim/Martin Orchard

Few Marchers ever hate their crops like I do. It is a rare yeoman indeed who wishes he could plant fewer seeds, or see a lesser harvest. I dig my shovel into the pile next to me and gently tip another load into the hole, soft earth raining down over rough linen.

There’s no words to be said for the body in that shroud, not here, not now. Their time will come when the nights draw longer, when the strains of the Wassail start to sing in our hearts once more.

Naga gravetender. Helps out at the depressingly large orchard growing on the Upwold hills behind King's Stoke.

A monk and priest of Vigilance, Brother Orchard has a passion for experimental odology that ignited when he got his hands on a copy of some of Abraxus's writings off Ed Watcher. Spends a lot of time in Stoke as well as Pickham, to be closer to this obvious hotbed of Way research. The other monks were probably glad to lose him along with the other Odology Club members that kept asking really awkward questions with "Yes but.." in them and wanting to perform Experimental Necromancy.

ACHIEVEMENTS UNLOCKED

Fashion Victim: Get mistaken for a Highborn by an unobservant type.
Ecclesiastical Blue Screen of Death: Render a fellow priest bewildered.
Nobody Will Believe Your Story: Do something so absurd another PC is worried they are hallucinating

ACHIEVEMENTS (Locked)

Or As I Call It, Use of Powers!: Get charged with Abuse of Powers.
Hold My Beer and Watch This!: Perform some highly experimental necromancy.

Evil Overlord Checklist

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PASSED: 4, 17, 27, 40, 45, 57, 78, 166

FAILED: 20, 29, 34