"It's not a penis, it's just a sword."
"I sense a motion in my trousers."
"Shirtless washing up while listening to Muse, this is the life."
"Maybe we have Bose-Einstein ice cream."
"I completely agree that base-10 sucks arse."
"This BRAIN has been installed incorrectly. Please remove, blow hard on, and replace."
"You can play good cop, bad cop and adorable cop!"
*in unison* "Taaaaaaloooooos! TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALOOOOOOOOS! Taaaa-loooos! We're on a bridge, Talos!"
"Also I really don't want a Dwarven Ball to drop out right between my legs."
"I feel it's better when there are three of us." "If you say so."
"Korra's back is very important to me ... Fuck, that's a tumblr post."
"The internet's working! Praise Erathis!"
"How's the salad dogging?"
"This isn't food, it's some sort of bizarre lubricant."
"Does 15mins of relaxing dogging need to be on the house quotes page?"
"David Cameron hasn't yet managed to be literally Satan."
"I was thinking yonic." "Ohhhhh! I was thinking anus."
"Fuck Thoth." "DO NOT FUCK THOTH."
*Barney voice* "Come on kids, let's oppress people!"
"The penis is the wrong shape, it doesn't have a bell on the end. ... fuck"
"The banana is the Supernal."
"something something something something Virtue boner."
"Do not eat from the ballsack."
"Swarm of raven sized t-rexes! T-Rex sized raven! That's just a T-Rex."
"James Bond definitely has Salty Dog Method."
"They're a kind of hippy variant on Batman."
"My penis is not that big. Or that small. ... There's a really big hole in one end, and a really small hole in the other end."
"If you scrunch hard enough it's a fusion bomb."
"To be fair, my testicles were protected. By my penis."
"Overly-sexualised weetabix."
"Vore's just a blowjob that keeps going."
"Shit I've got money, I can buy books whenever I want."
"Nimbus is literally opening the crack."